The theme of this one:

Worst Thing to Say After Sex

Seemed appropriate with valentine's day looming.

Worst thing to say after sex by ObiJo 2-12-04

Are you sure you didn't used to be a man? How much do I owe you? Like father, like son.

Though I like the one-liner format a little better, I'll consider any comic as long as it sticks to the theme.

I'll judge sometime Tuesday.

Good luck, have fun, send me pie, etc.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Worst thing to say after sex. by UnknownEric 2-12-04

Well, that was like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway. I thought black men were hung. CHOP OFF DE COCK!

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I has a flavor!

Worst things to say after sex by EvilZak 2-12-04

Surprise! I'm not a Realdoll! I was never told that shrinkage would occur I'm not done. That was my overactive bladder you felt.

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AFROMANS MOVE

They earned sexy sex

Worst Sex by Crash 2-12-04

Sis, you know how to make me come Father knows best That was heavenly

World's Worst Things To Say After Sex Ya'll by shark_energy 2-12-04

I am your sister I am your brother I am your father

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

A thousand apologies for this one...

Worst Things To Say After Sexual Relations. by UnknownEric 2-12-04

Wow, when you said you wanted to "fuck me real bad," you meant it literally, huh? Eh, I got fucked better than that when I was 12. Oh my God, I really DID fuck the shit out of you!

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I has a flavor!

Here's an old one of mine. I'll let my subconscious mull on the subject before writing something new.

The Birds and the Bees by fpd 1-12-02

Hey bee, you're mine, understand? Get in the position! No way. I'm not having sex with you or anyone else. Damn you bee, we're supposed to be teaching the readers about the birds and the bees. Get somebody else, because this bee has taken a vow of celibacy. I'm the dominatrix, damn it! Do as I say! Listen kids! Men die after having sex. I've seen it happen to too many other drones, but it's not going to happen to me.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Worst Thing to Say After Sex by smamurai 2-13-04

That's cool, I have some batteries. No, not that type of aids. Wanna smell my hand? DUDE!!? That's my sister. Honey you were right. That woman is a really cheap whore.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

WW Sex: World's Worst Post-Fornication Statements by umfumdisi 2-13-04

Hey, there ain't no sech thing as Francis The Fucking Mule. I thought only Folger's was "good to the last drop." I TOLD you it would rub off.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Worst Thing to Say After Sex by Rabid_Weasle 2-13-04

You're really gay aren't you...

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Poop.

Worst Things to say After Sex by possums 2-13-04

Ouch. I feel all fuzzy inside. I could barely feel you!

WW6: What Not to Say Post-Coitus by Xuanwu 2-13-04

Ichi. You're tighter than my sister. Ni. You've got better breasts than my Mom. San. Your crotch is hairier than my Dad's.

Oops. I read "about" instead of "after." So all my ideas are no good, and I'll have to think about this longer.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Worst Thing to Say After Sex by boinky33 2-13-04

Is that a camera?

Worst Thing to Say After Sex by boinky33 2-13-04

I'm sorry! I thought "For the love of God stop" was your name!

Worst Thing to Say After Sex by boinky33 2-13-04

That was so good that it almost made me forget about my AIDs.

Worst Thing to Say After Sex by boinky33 2-13-04

That was great...uh...what's your name again?

Worst Thing to Say After Sex by boinky33 2-13-04

WW5: Worst Things to Say After Sex by fpd 2-13-04

Remember, this is our little secret. You're even better at this than your mother. Good boy.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Worst Thing to Say After Gay Sex by boinky33 2-13-04

I think you killed my gerbil.

Worst Thing to Say After Sex by boinky33 2-13-04

I HOPE YOU LIKE SYPHILIS!

Worst Things to Say After Sex by Spankling 2-13-04

I got sheep at home that smell better, charge less, and don't complain when I donkey punch 'em. You get da 5 dolla? No. He ran off. Well, there's 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Worst Thing to Say After Sex by boinky33 2-13-04

Best 13 seconds of my life.

Worst Things to Say After Sex by niteowl 2-13-04

1. That whipped cream sure tasted fishy. 2. I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that this was your first time... 3. I started counting the ceiling tiles after about 30 seconds.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Worst Thing to Say After Sex by boinky33 2-13-04

Man, are you ever small!

Worst Thing to Say After Sex by boinky33 2-13-04

I can't wait to tell the guys on the SC forums about this.

Worst Things to Say After Sex 2 by niteowl 2-13-04

We should've watched that porno a little longer, maybe you would've gotten a decent idea on what to do. Thank God I got the diamond engagement ring earlier tonight. There's got to be another farmer around here you could sell me off to...

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Worst Things to Say After Sex by boinky33 2-13-04

1 Congratulations! You're my one millionth customer! 2 Now, THAT'S what I call a donkey punch! 3 I don't got alot of money so I'll be needing my condom back.