My latest series- My Bloody Valentine, are comics about some of my past Valentine's Day. Some real, some not.

My Bloody Valentine (1) by Matchbook_Romance 2-05-04

Hey Jeff! Look at my heart! Miss Johnson said it was the best in class! You cut it out really nice! Yeah, I followed the lines and I added glitter too! What did Miss Johnson say about yours? ... Jeff? She didn't really say anything. She took mine, ripped it up, and told me to start all over again.

My Bloody Valentine (2) by Matchbook_Romance 2-05-04

Wow, you got a lot Valentine cards! Hehe yeah! You did too Jeff! Yeah! One of my cards says something funny though, wanna hear it? Sure! It says- "My Mom made me write you one." Funny huh?! Yeah!

My Bloody Valentine (3) by Matchbook_Romance 2-06-04

Look! Look! What? What? I got a Valentine's Day card from a girl! Really? Here! Take a look! Jeff, our teacher doesn't count.

My Bloody Valentine (4) by Matchbook_Romance 2-06-04

Hey man, I just sent Connie a dozen roses and box of chocolates to her classroom! I'm psyched! Connie? Yeah, you know, the girl I have a thing for. Dude, she's violently allergic to chocolate. Oh shit! You're right! Also, she's more of a carnation kind of girl.

My Bloody Valentine (5) by Matchbook_Romance 2-08-04

Hey, I found a girl you can take out for Valentine's Day. Oh really? Who? Her name is Melissa. She's a bit young, but she's certainly your type. Sounds good. And of course, I'm no pedophile. Hey big boy, ever do it in a suitcase?

My Bloody Valentine (6) by Matchbook_Romance 2-09-04

Journal Entry, 2/13- The day before Valentine's Day. Hopefully, I'll get to go out with her... (blah, blah, blah) Journal Entry, 2/14- Yes! The date was amazing... (blah, blah, blah) Journal Entry, 2/15- Journal, I lied to you yesterday. I didn't go out with the girl. I was lying, so I can make myself feel better... (blah, blah, blah)

My Bloody Valentine (7) by Matchbook_Romance 2-12-04

Argh! Whoah, what's wrong with you? I couldn't ask this girl out because... Because you're timid, you have an utterly low self-esteem, and even the thought of conversing with the opposite sex makes you want to puke? Actually, I couldn't ask her out because I forgot her phone number. But now that you mention it, those reasons are good too.

My Bloody Valentine (8) by Matchbook_Romance 2-14-04

FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY!!! *Fucks Valentine's Day*

In all seriousness, I hope all of you Stripcreatorians are having or had a good Valentine's Day. I know I'm not. =D

I'm finding it ironic that someone with ROMANCE in his name is not having a good valentines day.

Match, you're my valentine.

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Sex Piano.

I swear that sounds so much like it should be an enemy from "Earthbound."

I did have a pretty happy Valentine's Day. Screw romance, I'll take a double order of debauchery, thanks.

And by the way, those strips rocked.

I thought blood made the grass grow by Spankling 2-15-04

Hi Miss Bradley! I made you this valentine out of my own skin and blood like you asked. Hmmm... kinda small, spanky. I was hoping for a bigger patch of skin. And it looks like you painted over the lines with the blood. I had extra. Please... will you be my... Frankly, NO! You are not worthy. Crawl away and try again in a few years. 25 years later So much skin and blood! My valentine is draped across your lawn. Now will you be my... Your tribute to me is killing my grass. Lay down so I can kick you in the mouth before sending you off!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet