i am so fucking retarded by Okay 2-20-04

mamma, i just wanna float away. we all wants to at some point in our lives, sugah! *snap snap* this comic smells like farts because you're reading it. I HAV TRNSFORMED INTO A BIG 9EYED MONSTERS let's go hoverin' on the chimney tops. grog

Boston Bob Meets St. Nick by Okay 2-20-04

hey there santa. i wanna sing you a song. you've been a bad boy this year, boston bob. GREEEEEEN ACRES IS THE PLACE TO BEEEEEEEEE you haven't made any comics. GREEEEEEEEEEN ACRES IS THE PLACE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE plus you watch green acres.

pork and pork by Okay 2-20-04

you have a trunk. you heartless bastard! if we're gonna stereotype, YOU HAVE A HAT! you farted. i did, didn't i?

love me!

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Hi

Okay.

Don't listen to Dagmar. She has no real basis with which to judge others' comics. I liked them for the absurdity, Okay, but they need to be sillier if you're going for that angle. PUNCHLINES, people!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

She didn't say anything. I'm not one for the weird obscurity angle approach of comics, but... I guess it was alright.

They were pretty funny.

They made my ass explode they were so stupid. You are, however, the first person to point out that that dude has 9 eyes. Hotness. Have an award.

I said "Okay" as a sort of pun. I'm sure the rest of you got it. Appreciation of humor is not very apparent in Mike's speech.

Actually not. I, for instance, did it 3 weeks ago. Now read the rest of my comics and see what else you missed.

Squishy is as Squishy Does by kaufman 1-29-04

My eye is squishy. You think that's bad? Both of my eyes are. My eyes are squishy. Ha, two-eyes, look at me! Squishy times nine! My eyes are ... Don't even say it.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

i liked pork and pork. oh yeah, and i liked your comics, too.

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i want to piss on you

well, Mr. High-and-mighty, I'm SORRY!!! Sheesh!

You should do your research before spewing rumors like that.

Maybe not in THIS thread.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Poor you. Still holding grudges? I'd hate to live like that.

Awfully snippy and smug for someone who DOESN'T live like that.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Awfully snippy and smug for someone who DOESN'T live like that.

I let that pass. I'd like for you to do the same, so that we don't bring everyone else into this again. I am not being snippy and smug; I'm sorry you took it that way, because I definately did NOT mean it that way.

Randomness. And oddly, only the third comic smelled like farts.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Hmmm. I can't see any other way it could have been meant. How does implying that my way of life is not as attractive as yours NOT snippy and smug?

P.S. - Letting it pass would have been not saying anything. I just couldn't let that pass.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Earl's Journey Begins by Scyess 4-25-01

Hey, Earl. It's been a while. What are you up to these days? I'm trying to find myself. I've begun a journey of self-discovery! Um, yeah. Through deep thought and observation of others, I'm trying to find life's deeper truths. Any fascinating revalations yet? So far I've discovered that dispite the fact I have 9 eyeballs encircling my head, women are attracted to me for my enormous tongue.

You friggin' six-digiters wouldn't know from "first."

In other news, in order to find that comic among my horde, I did a search for the phrase "enormous tongue," only to discover I'm the only stripper to use those two words in that order in all 213988 sc.com comics to date. There's a first for you.

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"Old" is the old new.