Since quite a few strippers have made comics based on the comments we've received (or gave, in Chicka's case), I figured we needed a thread for all to post them in. Fire away!

Comments on niteowl (uno) by niteowl 2-28-04

Original comment : d00d is in y00r base, killing y00r d00ds (UE) Deserves a more coherent comment from me. (UE) :) Because it's the first comment, UnknownEric will always have a special place in my heart. Making his momma proud Damn straight. Look Ma, capitalization AND punctuation! Popped a caption in my ass. With my LOVE GUN!

Comments on niteowl (deux) by niteowl 2-28-04

Can't find your profile yet, still looking - thoc I found it dude, it was in the junk drawer next to the refrigerator. Join my breakfast club (<3 Match) Match rocks. Ok, I know it ain't a funny retort but it's true. <3 This panel edited because of adult language. Secksier than a Buick full of ferrets - MikeyG ******* *************

Comments on niteowl (drei) by niteowl 2-28-04

tee hee (kitty) I'll assume that means my comics are ok. Tee Hee! I wonder if he's a fan of Watchmen... Nope, not a fan...uh, who are they? Gives me nightmares. Shouldn't it be "nitemares"? Haw haw haw! Haw...haw...ha. *sigh*

Comments on niteowl (cuatro) by niteowl 2-28-04

Possibly impotent That's so mean. Put down the haterade. :( Peachy Keen! -Ivy Jellybean! Hey, do they have jellybeans in Ivytopia? hdb! (psst, knkx is really a giraffe) knkx! the giraffe!

Comments on niteowl (cinq) by niteowl 2-28-04

if i had talent like this, i'd go down on myself One of these days, I'm gonna get a couple of ribs removed and solve that problem... How many licks does it take to get to the centre? 3! *crunch* Good Shit (TG) Yay! TheGov in the hizze!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I'm too lazy to post them right now, and they're still kind of unfinished. However, thanks for reminding me I hadn't rated you yet. Hope you like being 4-stars! (Kidding, of course)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Comments on UnknownEric (everyone else is doin' it...) by UnknownEric 2-28-04

"He's funny, but he likes to set puppies on fire." Hey! That's not true at all! They were FULL GROWN DOGS!

And yeah, NiteOwl, I dunno what that comment was supposed to mean either.

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I has a flavor!

ME!

Thank you kindly, ma'am. *tips hat*

That's cool. I liked it, 'twas unique. :)

I should've known. You sick bastard!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Comments On Rabid_Weasle - Part I by Rabid_Weasle 2-29-04

Rabid is funny, but I prefer him naked Wait... what's so funny about me being naked? I AM NOT AN ASS!!! Yes you are! Elsewhere...  :(

Comments On Rabid_Weasle - Part II by Rabid_Weasle 2-29-04

Rabid's a dick sometimes, but I <3 him. (<3 dcom) At least I'm not a cunt all the time! Hahahaha! Rabid is a bunny, but I prefer him baked. (UE) You should try me pan fried, with a nice red wine sauce. Oh, and some baby potatoes! u r not more awsome than crabby but u r ok wut! i pwn crabby! he si teh suxorz! w00t! lmao!!!111

Comments On Rabid_Weasle - Part III by Rabid_Weasle 2-29-04

I loved him, until he left me. (Chicka) What can I say? Dan puts out more. Rabid be cold greppin' yo awk, mutha-forker. Fo shizzle my home slice, I be phat dope down in the west side old school phat land, sloppy dawg! As Rabid as a Rabid Weasle can get ( <3 Match) I think I got a little more rabid after making out with that raccoon.

Comments On Rabid_Weasle - Part IV by Rabid_Weasle 2-29-04

Gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling...in my pants I didn't put fuzzyman in your pants... Wu-Wang clan aint nothin' ta fuck wit! (Inflate) You best be respecting yo, or else I'm gonna put a dong in yo ass. Thunder! Na na na na na na na naaah(kitty) Lightning! La la la la la la laaaa!

Comments On Rabid_Weasle - Part V by Rabid_Weasle 2-29-04

Over 14s/U16s with adult I am not!... I mean... No you are!... I mean... what? Comment space for sale: offers? I'll give you $3 to make it say "DragonXero is a crab's sanctuary." I always felt strangely attracted to him. (bunner) That's because I took a class on how to make old bastards wanna do you.

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Poop.

Comments On Rabid_Weasle - Part VI by Rabid_Weasle 2-29-04

Help me! I'm locked in his basement! (bunner) Be quiet! Don't make me get out the "Happy Stick!" I wish you had 5 stars =( - thochaos And I wish I could turn shit into gold, but it ain't gonna happen! Forgot to rate him-I love 'em (mmyers) Just like you forgot to call me all those times!

Comments On Rabid_Weasle - Part VII by Rabid_Weasle 2-29-04

ALL ABOARD DEE MAN TRAIN! (DX) TOOT TOOT! I GET TO BE DEE CABOOSE! Rabid spells color with a u. LOSER! And I spell odor with a fuck you! i luv u and want 2 have ur babies (brad)   k

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Poop.

ps rabid is a cunt all the time

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Batman created by Bob Kane

:(

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Poop.

MY TURN!

Comments on Comments 1 by DragonXero 3-04-04

Shine your head for a nickle. Suck my cock for a dime? hdb! hdb! if his comics are evil, then evil is GOOD -niteowl Does that mean I'm Dr. Evil?

Comments Comments 2 by DragonXero 3-04-04

Metal Wang! (BlairZip) Tobor?! WHERE?! Really, Really, Really....(insert word here) Heh, you said "insert". 4 stars? Yeah, I'm wondering how much longer 'till brad notices the bug too.

Comments on Comments 3 by DragonXero 3-04-04

D/X stands for Decent Xylophonist - MikeyG Shit. I always thought it was "Decided Xenophile" Insert sexual reference here. (Chicka) SHE said "Insert" too! I... hmmm. Yay? (kitty) Err... I... Ehhhh... Shit.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Comments on Comments 4 by DragonXero 3-04-04

A tree ate my wang, but DX makes me laff. (UE) Terribly sorry to hear about that accident. Hope that laughter really is the best medicine. Grônkjaer! Hey, I know that band! They do "As the Misanthropic Winds Blow Through the Nihilistic Landscape of Kul-D'Gar" I love those guys! Looks like one of the guys from Turbonegro Er, should I be offended or flattered??

Comments on Comments 5 by DragonXero 3-04-04

DX may be evil, but he's a good kind of evil. OW! That felt like a slurpee headache! Don't do that! Highest ranking cyborg republican after Cheney. If I'm a cyborg republican, it's simply so that I may gain their confidence before I decimate them. Not that that's what I'm doing... 100% sure he's gay 100% sure I'm a lesbian.

Comments on Comments 6 by DragonXero 3-04-04

Metal!! Uhhh... Country!! Quit dicking around. (<3 dcom) <3 dcom, you old school dawg you. WERD. ... Show me what you got, fuckers!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hmmm... did a Google search for Turbonegro:

They look like if Alice Cooper and the Village people had a baby.

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Poop.

quote:

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Hmmm... did a Google search for Turbonegro:

They look like if Alice Cooper and the Village people had a baby.

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DX is the second from the left, with the sexy white hat.

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Poop.

Kramer put Turbonegro on his swap CD - they are Sweden's premier homosexual metal band, or words to that effect. Their song sounded like that "Bang Bang Bang" song by Group X.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.