Ok! so it's No-Smoking Week in the next um few weeks, approximately. I dunno it's usually round about this time of year. If I hadn't given up smoking a month ago I am sure I'd be able to concentrate long enough to remember.But hey! I dont like to think of it as giving up smoking, I like to think of it as 'Taking up Life!' heh, yeah that'll work.

So design me a pack kids! The onus is on the government warning that is standard issue on the old tar-sticks nowadays. The lamer and more irreverant the better. Or just downright falsehoods and lies works for me too.

or

Do a poster showing the effect of a lame Govt. warning. For example take the thread title as the case in question and imaging a pic of a classy lady smoking a branch and an arrow pointing to an unsightly off-white stain on the ceiling above her head. Then cast your gaze at the bottom of the poster to read the slogan " SMOKING CAN CAUSE SERIOUS DECORATING PROBLEMS FOR FUTURE TENANTS!!".

It's quite evocative no? No I thought not. Anyway it's important that if you do do a poster (he he, I said 'do do') you also have the Govt. warning written in there somewhere.

A quick image search for 'cigarettes' should set your creative neurons a blaze. Judging to take place either this Friday of next Monday.

And you thought I was going to do an Oscars related compo didn't you?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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Poop.

Of course, I need to take the other approach.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That's fucking awesome. Chi, you rock.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Judging will take place on Monday 8th of March. I am loving what I have seen so far and would really like to see a lot more.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Workin' on it.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

There ya go...one more to come.

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- I am kuzin, hear me roar...

Me and xxAusRottenxx thought up this one, we thought we'd add a litte twist to the contest...here it is!

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- I am kuzin, hear me roar...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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o.O

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troelsea at gmail dot com

6 hours til the close of play.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

And the winner is -

I think we all knew deep down it had to be this one. The warning 'Suck them and become addicted slave.' is just too funny and foreboding to be passed over.

If there was a truth award connected to PV's then Chi would have ran away with it for correctly identifying the real bane of all smokers.

A notable mention goes to fuzzyman for being my third favourite.

I would like to mention you all but that would make a mockery out of the whole 'making the winner feel teh funniest' system. Congratulations to all though, I have been impressed by the turn-out.

So, ladies and gentlmen, I give you, [b]Spankers 'Spanky-boy' Spankling.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Whenever Spankling wins a PV, God covers his eyes.

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Poop.

Actually, she covers my eyes.

Wow - thanks! I hope to put up something worthy in the next day - tonight if I get inspired. (Where did all those ideas go that I had during months of being a big "L"?)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet