Hey there, this is a little webcomic I've always wanted to do but never could do to my sucky art skills. It is the tale of a shark named Sharkie Malarkey and his really neat adventures deep down under the ocean. Anyways, here's what I gots so far:

A Greeting by Sharkie_Malarkey 3-13-04

hello, my name is sharkie malarkey. i am a famous philosopher. my views of the world are often critiqued, but they are just as valid as the works of socrates and plato. you probably haven't heard of me... that is because i am not a stupid sellout like socrates or plato.

Meet the Friends by Sharkie_Malarkey 3-16-04

meet ronnie. he is a fish. he is my best friend. OH MY GOD IT'S A SHARK! HE'S GONNA EAT ME! RUN! RUN! this is dougie. he is a dolphin. he is my other best friend. HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME, YOU EVIL CRUEL MONSTER!?! YOU KEEP AWAY FROM MY KIDS!! my friends are drama geeks.

Any feedback, ratings, suggestions and whatnot would be very much appreciated.

those are good

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those were funny. i laughed.

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It's grime time.

Cool.... I especially liked "A Greeting."

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Dear Sharkie Malarkey by Sharkie_Malarkey 3-18-04

Me being the semi-famous philosopher that i am, i was givenmy very own advice column, just like dear abby! here's a letter from loveless in seattle: "Dear Mr. Malarkey. Recently I have had a strange attraction to dead people. Just thought of their dead, maggot ridden decaying flesh turns me on." "I've been hanging around in graveyards every night for the past 4 weeks. I'm actually contemplating digging one up. can you help me break this habit?" "dear loveless: it's just a phase."

I really like this one.

The greating was very very good.
That last one was very good also, but im biased, i just like critical satire's =P

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

I think "Meet The Friends" was a little too wordy, but I like your others.

"that is because i am not a stupid sellout like socrates or plato." Great line. =D