ever since ive started making comics here, all the older regs have intimidated me, and out of fear i havent checked their comics, but i was reading kaufman's, and they are friggin hilarious!

just gettin it out :D

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Yes, kaufman is a great guy. He welcomed me into his home during tough times.

You exaggerate. You bought your way into his home with your sweet, virgin ass.

Know who else is a good stripper? That one guy... you know... the one who's not_Scyess?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Why, thank you. You're too kind.

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ever since ive started making comics here, all the older regs have intimidated me, and out of fear i havent checked their comics, but i was reading kaufman's, and they are friggin hilarious!

just gettin it out :D

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If kaufman is so great how come he hasn't moved this thread to RMDC?

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Because it belongs in RHDC. Or at least RKDC. Once Brad sets those up, I'll do the right thing.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Maybe we need a "Regarding Kaufman" forum

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I'd prefer a 'Retarding MaKK_BeNN' forum.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

So you want to discuss ways of slowing me down?

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

It was your girlfriend's idea. Haw!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Girlfriend?

More like slow the growth and development of.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Too late, I've emerged from my pupa stage.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

*takes adavtange of mAAk while he's in a cacoon*

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Poop.

Just to let you know, Kaufman, has SO many comics that when I pulled down the bar to pick a comic of his to read, Internet Explorer quit ad my computer froze.

Yes, his comics are reaching pundemic proportions. Ahem.

*sits with eyes tightly shut, rocking gently and chewing my fingernails until Kaufman comes in to put me out of my misery by either confirming or denying that he has already used this pun before, twice, yesterday.*

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

denial.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Dude, you know you have at least 5 comics with that self same pun in it. Thank you for trying to protect me though, you are forever the gent. Excuse me I have something in my eye.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I'm in a close second for having the most comics. I'm hoping to beat kaufman come summer.

kaufman has 1806 comics.

I have 1784 comics.

Wow. That's alot for a guy who's only been here a year.

I now have the most comics on SC. Two more than kaufman! Mu ha ha ha ha!

Now if you excuse me, I'm off to get a life.

o_o if you find out where to get one, let me know... I desperately in need of one as well...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.