I hear rumour even some americans can understand irony?

[Click to view comic: 'How to make friends and influence people']

*wipes sweat from brow and crosses fingers

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Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

Tsk. I wouldn't start down that route, it's alright to poke fun at other countries, so long as none of them are the good ole U.S. of A. but paradoxically, defending the Right against unfair and dismissive criticism is off-limits too - the site has a bit of a split-personality problem....just a word of warning.

What? Make fun of the U.S. all you want. Why rip on Brad? That wasn't even a funny joke. Besides, Jejune has no idea what he/she/it/shit is talking about. Ekpyro blows goats anyway.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I assume all countries have politcal(?) nobodies who will make outrageous statements about a major authority figures whislt engraciating themselves with others to get themselves noticed. Therefore, this was an attempt at political satire. I thought perhaps if I got flamed someone might point out this parallel. Maybe I was looking for too much? Anyway, SC isn't just about making people laugh is it?

I'll see myself to the door.

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Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

....and you have three stars why?

I guess it works on that level, up until the bit where the "major authorty figure" refers to himself as "a self-obsessed gay" cos Bush says stuff like that about himself all the time doesen't he?
"We will not bow down to the terrorists, unless they plan on giving me a damn good shagging"

It doesn't work. What did you expect from this comic anyway? Polite clapping? It's not funny nor is it clever. Now if it was just a straight out pisstake on Brad for being the owner of the site but not coming up with the goods comic-wise then that could have been funny if done in the right way.

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I s'pose expected what I got.. a reaction. The whole strip is self defacing anyway. The ignorance of the character, the fact that i dont even know that brad has no comics, and the ignorance of the writer by endowing him with qualiities* that are blatantly untrue, as the modern media are prone to doing.

I just thought a straight pisstake on brad's lack of comics was too easy and so yes maybe i tried to be too clever and killed what may have been funny. But this is partly why I put the strip up in here in the first place. (hence the thread name)

*couldnt think of a better word

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Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

Beat it n00b. We don't like your sort round here. An angry torch wielding mob will arrive soon to back me up.

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Speaking of angry mobs, when/if I submit these graphics I've been making (Emphasis on "if"), there will be an angry mob with the person in the foreground weilding a torch.

omg dagmar wtf?

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Oh, well in that case we will dispense with the angry torch wielding mob.

There will, however be an Irate torch welding mobster but he will only spit on ur jacket.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

ur still running off a beta-max system right?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yes, that is correct.

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I did: that's how i got banned. What's the difference between Mr. Brad and America in this instance? This still qualifies as an argument rather than a fight, right? And trust me, goat juice is sweet.

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[hr] Beat it n00b. We don't like your sort round here.
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Glad to see that 'noobs' trying to express themselves or stimulate debate is welcome and not just an annoyance to the people who have been aware of this website for longer.

Surely anything and anyone should be a target for humour? interpretation is what makes it humourous, dangerous or offensive.

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Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

quote:

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*couldnt think of a better word

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thank you..thats the word i was thinking of :)

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Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

Are you from n00bekistan?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

How long do you have to be here before you stop being a n00b?

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You know you totally missed me!

I did: that's how i got banned.

I highly doubt that. Chances are you were just a fucking idiot. Brad is Canadian. I sincerely doubt he'd be picking up arms against people attacking the U.S., unless those same people said, "And Canada gets it next!".

I believe, ekpyro, that you were just a trolling fuck-up. Anyone have a different opinion?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Uhh...I think he's missed the point.

She...sorry. It's so hard to tell when you can't see people. Maybe even when you CAN see people anymore...