Oh, How much longer shall it be
Until you lot stop taking the pee

Oh, How much longer shall my ass
stop looking like a big smelly mass

I sit and look into the stars
And look at my home it's name is Mars

I was sent here be Yamezumi
The great big boss in the town of Kackiville

That was my poem how shit was it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Am I the only one who just saw the ending of one of those old Japanese films where everyone laughs heartily over something that's really not funny at all?

Eh, I'll give you that I liked the first verse.

Thanks

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Heres another more verse

I am a lesser newt yes i am
with the brain capacity of some spam

P.S can you load audio files onto posts? If so how?
P.P.S how do you load pictures into posts?

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

I thought that happened in 80s cartoons, not old Japanese films.

Nope.

alt-F4.

HTH.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

alt-F4.

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I have heard that pressing the Windows key, the "up arrow" cursor key, then Enter twice, all in quick succession, works really well too.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

alt-F4.

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I have heard that pressing the Windows key, the "up arrow" cursor key, then Enter twice, all in quick succession, works really well too.

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You have to do everything in less than a second. So concentrate hard, and keep your eyes on the keys, or it won't work.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

alt-F4.

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I have heard that pressing the Windows key, the "up arrow" cursor key, then Enter twice, all in quick succession, works really well too.

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You have to do everything in less than a second. So concentrate hard, and keep your eyes on the keys, or it won't work.

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(wirthling missed me!)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

alt-F4.

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I have heard that pressing the Windows key, the "up arrow" cursor key, then Enter twice, all in quick succession, works really well too.

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You have to do everything in less than a second. So concentrate hard, and keep your eyes on the keys, or it won't work.

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(wirthling missed me!)

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(The sniper scope must have been misaligned. Sorry about your "houseboy" that I hit instead.)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

OK all of this yet no-one has noticed the poem!?-The main part of the post?!

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

What poem?

There was a poem?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Yes there was. Just look at the first post! I took ages on the crappy thing!

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

what poem?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Poem In the first post!
Here is a song!-in the tune of Rollin'

move in now move out
bums up now bums down
back up back up
so watcha gonna lick now?

keep lickin lickin lickin lickin HUH!?
lickin lickin lickin lickin WHAT!?
lickin lickin lickin lickin UM...
lickin lickin lickin lickin

now i now you''l be lovin him-dexX is here
'cos s.p.a.n.k ling licker is right here
people in the shed put you're legs in the air

I can't be stuffed to write anymore!
P.S Spankling and dexX please don't hurt me!

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Kato's candle burned out long before his legend ever will.

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keep lickin lickin lickin lickin HUH!?
lickin lickin lickin lickin WHAT!?
lickin lickin lickin lickin UM...
lickin lickin lickin lickin

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Why I found this so funny, I am unsure. I think it has something to do with serotonin levels.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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keep lickin lickin lickin lickin HUH!?
lickin lickin lickin lickin WHAT!?
lickin lickin lickin lickin UM...
lickin lickin lickin lickin

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He stole that poem from my dog.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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He stole that poem from my dog.

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There was a poem?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Does he have an email address?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Friendly piece of advice, Deisel:

Don't try so hard.

In trying to ingratiate yourself into another's culture, often you alienate yourself instead. (I've probably already done this here myself, but I do also know how to vanish back into the shadows.)

If I were you, I'd "drop off the face of the earth" for a few weeks. (I don't mean this literally, just figuratively, as in: don't post.) Give your flame-fest a little time to ease down into embers. When you return (in a few weeks), don't wave your arms about saying, "Hi, remember me??" because chances are, they will.

Less is more.

More or less.

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This is not my empire.

Ok then...I will after the judging of CC57 I will leave for a couple of weeks...and It's true I have been alienating myself. I've really gotta cool of, maybe a good toilet licking will do me good, thanks.

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python