Bazilla Learns New SC Terminolgy by Bazilla 3-27-04

wangs dongs

Oh dear, I appear to be back, you better run away frightened or appear to.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

BEST BAD NEWS EVER!!!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm going to run backwards in your direction while decreasing in size.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Shouldn't you be increasing in size?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Nice to meet you, Bazilla.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

We're not sheep and you're not naked. Why, then, should we run?

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AFROMANS MOVE

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Welcome back, cunt-face!

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Dad was flammable

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Welcome back, cunt-face!

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Welcome back, cunt-face!

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I have heard of you only in legends, this is quite an honour.

And when I say legends, I mean erotic stories.

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Poop.

Getting anally raped by boinky is hardly "erotic" anymore.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

:(

Welcome back, Baz.

Have the Welsh declared war on Canada yet?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Who the hell are you?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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Welcome back, Baz.

Have the Welsh declared war on Canada yet?

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Yo! I am also back, from the future.

You see, a few months from now I dissapear for at least a year. Then I come back today after what seems like only a weekend away. It turns out that a tear from now I discover the secret of time travel and come back to this precise moment in time ( about 11:10 SC time). So I am the smam from the future and I will be posting here alongside the smam from the present, so when he fucks off in a few months from now I will still be here so to all intents it will look to yous guys like I have never left. I am future smamurai and boy do I have some stories to tell. Unfortunately they are all boring stories about slight pronunciation differences between different regions of the same country (Belgium).

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I thought you were going to tell us you had the test results back, and they were positive for you being Welsh.

In which case, my condolences.

I still think youre the recipient of the funniest ever insult on here, the single, simple "Bazilla is Cuntbutter".

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Hey, Perm, lately all over the radio I've been hearing people use the phrase "Magnificent Bastard".

The first place I heard it was Nippleman on CampChaos.com, and then you on here. I thought the phrase was perfectly fine in your hands. Did someone raid your catchphrase safe and you just haven't checked onit in a while?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Fun Forum Facts: The words "Magnificent Bastard" were first said on this site by boorite 23-04-01

The words "Bazilla is cuntbutter" have been said 3 times in these forums, the first time by Perm, then another two times by Perm as he harped on about how funny he found it the first time.

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Dad was flammable

Man, I don't even remember being called cuntbutter. :<

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

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Fun Forum Facts: The words "Magnificent Bastard" were first said on this site by boorite 23-04-01

The words "Bazilla is cuntbutter" have been said 3 times in these forums, the first time by Perm, then another two times by Perm as he harped on about how funny he found it the first time.

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Heh, turns out it was me as my alias "Mystery_Ninja" in the first Mystery Cup after Kaufman allowed Bazilla's tie breaking vote to stand against me AFTER it was cast even though he wasn't in the contest (it later turned out that Kaufman was my mystery opponent).

The forum search engine apparently still needs some fine tuning.

I hereby retract my original statement.

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Dad was flammable

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I hereby retract my original statement.

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Oh shit. He's back.

I better hide all this beer and whiskey.

And the children. I have to save the children. And the freezer just won't do.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.