Playing Away by TheWorldofDan 3-27-04

In Xepheus' Room... Over four hours today he's been with that floozy whore of a GameCube. When was the last time he played with me? Just because it's got a new Final Fantasy game, it's the best thing in the world. I've got Final Fantasy... I've got both 7 AND 8. 'CC' is not even a real Final Fantasy! I'll sort him. Come the 'World of WarCraft' release day, I'll CORRUPT his harddrive! That'll teach him not to play away! Oi! Stop complaining... at least he doesn't sit on YOU!

Revenge by TheWorldofDan 3-27-04

Xepheus is still playing the GameCube... I've collected enough of Xepheus' DNA from the dust & dirt on my keyboard to make a voodoo doll of him... ...now all I need are some hands to poke it with!

Revenge 2 by TheWorldofDan 3-27-04

Xepheus is drawn back to his computer looking for hints on Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles... ??? Now I've got you... WOAH!!! What happened then? Have I been abducted? Worse... You've been transported to the set for Star Wars Episode 3!

(PS, this site is great).

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The World of Dan!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Geekdom!!!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

LOL... is that good or bad? :)

Which do you like the best? if any?

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Star Wars Hell by TheWorldofDan 3-27-04

Xepheus has been sent to the set of the 3rd Star Wars film... HELP!!! Get me out of here! ...enter Nelfaciel! Hey you, get off the set... ...we don't need the Jabba body double till Thursday.

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I didn't really like those. They're just plain not funny.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

We got a graphic of a doll with big hoots? How did I miss that?

And I thought the series was better than many. Keep at it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

OK, this one is not really funny unless you know the people involved (members on my forum), I guess none of them are, unless you're part of my group of friends)

Wake up Xepheus... by TheWorldofDan 3-27-04

Wake up Xepheus... ... and I thought I told you before about leaving your dirty washing all around the flat ... ...WAKE UP XEPHEUS... ... if I find your socks on the floor in the hall way one more time I'll burn your nuts ... ...it was all a dream! ... listen to me when I'm talking to you, stop dozing off.

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Geekdom = good

all the ones you've posted so far.

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Here are a few random ones I've made:

It's the end of the world baby! by TheWorldofDan 3-28-04

It's the end of the world. Well I hope you're happy! It's not my fault I accidentally launched our nuclear bombs at France, causing them to retaliate... ...with one of the bombs accidentally hitting Brittan, with them thinking it was Russia attacking... ...causing them to launch an attack, starting a chain reaction that ended the world. They shouldn't have put the 'Launch' button so close to the donuts!

In the park by TheWorldofDan 3-28-04

In the park... Do you have any nuts? hahaha, very funny.

Avatar. by TheWorldofDan 3-29-04

I need to find an avatar for this new game... How about an Elf? Wrong type of elf.. This is better, but something does not feel right... Maybe something historic? Na, this is TOO historic. How about something surreal? Too 'I'm going to rip your face off and use it to whipe my arse'. Will I ever find anything?

Meet the cast... by TheWorldofDan 3-29-04

For any good comic strip, you need good characters... Hi I'm Daniel. I'm his 'cool & collected' alter ego, Xepheus. Hello. I'm Natalie. I'm her 'super cute' alter ego Nelfaciel... Boo (My ghost) is around here somewhere. Hey. I'm Rob. I'm his 'full of power' alter ego, SinRex.

PS, the last one is the start of a series that the members of my forum and I are going to be making togther, we've all chosen which images we want for our real-life characters, and what we want for our alter egos.

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One word:

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

quote:

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One word:

GAY.

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Oh-No!! by TheWorldofDan 3-29-04

It's World of WarCraft release day... FANTASTIC!!! It's finally here... World of WarCraft! Just need to install it... Wait, what's going on here? The hard drive is corrupt. HAHAHA! That'll tech him not to go off and play his GameCube for days on end. I've finally shown him who's boss. I'll fix you... Dumb computer... That'll teach you not to corrupt on me. I've finally shown it who's boss.

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The World of Dan!

If you wanna talk about wanting to set a computer on fire, I've got a Gateway (bad enough) with Windows ME, everything in my system is integrated and I've got a minitower and a sucky fan.

Also, expect a ton of bad criticism for your comics from a lot of the regulars. If you post it here, you have to expect it.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

OK, I can apprechate that not everyone is going to like my comics... but would it not be better to point out why a comic is crap rather than just calling it gay?

For a start I find it offensive that he should use the word gay as an insult, but secondly.. what's the point? he's just flaming for the hell of it.

If on the other hand he had said 'i don't like your comics because XYZ..." then I'd apprechate his comments, and would be able to improve my comics, but to just slag it off for the hell of it? there is no point.

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Speak no MikeyG, see no MikeyG, hear no MikeyG

A sucky fan always come's in handy.

Man, that was a bad pun.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Speak no MikeyG, see no MikeyG, hear no MikeyG

You calling me flaming? I'm merely smoldering right now. It's not fucking flaming if it's in RMDC, you jackasses. Especially if you ask for fucking feedback. Jesus, will you listen to NooniePuu already?

Second off, I found your comics to be excessively CORNY. GAY, and not in the homosexual way. In the cheesy way. Kinda like Interlocking_Man's.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have said your name three times...

English for Retards by TheWorldofDan 3-30-04

Good afternoon, I'm professor WordsWorth. I'm here today to explain the correct usage for the word "Gay". For a number of years now the word "Gay" has been used on the internet in the wrong context... allow me to explain. "Gay is a word used to describe homosexual people..." Steve, that was the best sex I've ever had. I love you. I love you too adam, I hope that you'll never leave my side. "Gay is NOT a word to be used when describing something that you don't like..." WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S THE WORST COMIC I'VE EVER SEEN... IT'S SO GAY!! I hope that our little adventure today has helped teach you the correct words to use when using the internet.

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The World of Dan!

Speak no MikeyG, see no MikeyG, hear no MikeyG

You calling me flaming? I'm merely smoldering right now. It's not fucking flaming if it's in RMDC, you jackasses. Especially if you ask for fucking feedback. Jesus, will you listen to NooniePuu already?

Second off, I found your comics to be excessively CORNY. GAY, and not in the homosexual way. In the cheesy way. Kinda like Interlocking_Man's.

DISS

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

How odd...an Italian who doesn't appreciate good cheese.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It only sounds like a spaceship taking off.

Hey, WorldofDan, you're an idiot. Here's why:

Dictionary.com definition:

gay
adj.
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
2. Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.
3. Bright or lively, especially in color: a gay, sunny room.
4. Given to social pleasures.
5. Dissolute; licentious.

That last definition is definitely a negative thing.

Also, have you ever heard of slang? How do you think UK English and American English came to differ? Like, why do we call a flashlight a flashlight, and they still call them a torch? SLANG, you jackass.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

For a start I'm British myself, so if anyone knows how to speak English, it's us.

Anyway, I'm not going any further with this, it's painfully obvious that you "get off" on the idea of making other people feel bad about themselves.

This flame war is a classic example... if you actually wanted to help, you would have offered some suggestions on making my strips better, but as it is, you decided to slag them of... that's not helping, that's being an arsehole.

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dis•so•lute. adj.

Lacking moral restraint; indulging in sensual pleasures or vices.

li•cen•tious. adj.

1. Lacking moral discipline or ignoring legal restraint, especially in sexual conduct.
2. Having no regard for accepted rules or standards.

Excuse me if I'm wrong... but I don't think that any of my strips can be described by any of these words.

Anyway, I really AM stopping here, I can't be arsed with you any more, you get off on making other people feel bad... and I think that's retarded.

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