Help me JEEEEBUS!!! by peanutte 3-27-04

Peanutte speaks to Jebus i wonder... yes, my child...? why in the hell aren't you black? oh shit...someone noticed... the truth shall set you free. i knew 'the passion was full of it...fuckin mel gibson this job sucks.

If i made you laugh...my job here is done...if i made you cry...my job here is done...and if you were offended...my job here...is done.

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Why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE!

My answer is D.

You must realize, peanutte, that people are not offended by the image of Jesus running through the forest bleeding out of his anus screaming, "God loves me SO much, he gave me a backdoor present!!!!"

Unless...

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You must realize, peanutte, that people are not offended by the image of Jesus running through the forest bleeding out of his anus screaming, "God loves me SO much, he gave me a backdoor present!!!!"

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I laughed, then cried, and then I was offended, and then I laughed some more until I started crying again. Some time later I felt a bit more crying coming on, but it was cancelled out by conflicting impulses to laugh and be offended at the same time. Then I finally got around to reading your comic. This resulted in a vague sense of ennui that lasted until the warranty on my toaster oven expired.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Not too bad, I suppose.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.