Announcing a new feature here at stripcreator, it's the comic contest for Newbies Only!

Yes, you who are still honing your comic creation skills and those who think they already have what it takes to be "teh funneh" (that's "the funny," BTW). As long as you have made less than 50 comics, you can enter this contest.

NOTE:
Regular users, this contest is meant for new users, so please refrain from using aliases to enter. The aim of this contest is to help new users gain confidence in the sc community. Also, it may provide a glimpse of some new talent here--I know it can be hard to comb through RMDC and find something good.

Anyway, this contest's theme is something that I've found very common among n00bs and senile honkheads alike. What is it? Fast food! Yep, your characters absolutely must be talking about fast food in one way or another, be it in a McDonald's joint or in the car á la Pulp Fiction. Well, strip ahoy!

Also, please remember that the winner of this contest will go on to host the next one.

Judging will be in 1 and 1/2 to 2 weeks.

I commend you on creating a contest for the new people. I think it's a great idea, I'll be watching :)

im still waiting for the second jet comic contest

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Well, it wasn't exactly my idea. See, I won the CC 237 Bonus, and umfum's assignment for me was to make this competition. So, this is Umfumdisi's work. Not mine.

Come on n00bs... the clock's a-tickin'.

Well, I'll start the n00b-fest with:

The restaurant at the end of the Universe. by Melkor 3-29-04

Well, howdy there and welcome to Mcdowell's, where your taste buds gets the experience of a lifetime! What can I do for ya? Listen, do you know that MegExtraMondo menu you people sell? It's poison! Does anyone human actually eat that stuff? By the moons of Pluto! I must report this to the supreme commander... Do you have any ideia how bad that tastes? Jesus, if I didnt know better, i would think you people do it on purpose! Soon enough... Damn it, Myxorpleagtyx. The humans have discovered our plans. I TOLD you that MegaExtraMondo package was pushing too far! Ok.Ok. My bad.So not everyone likes pickled onions with cream.We'll just make another vacous publicity campaign and they'll soon forget about it.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

me too. i almost had it won last time.

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It's grime time.

Hope you like it.

Do you want fries with that? by TheWorldofDan 3-29-04

McGinsters... Do you want fries with that?  No  Do you want fries with that? NO!

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The World of Dan!

McRibs with McFlies by Interlocking_Man 3-29-04

Do you guys sell fast food here? Yes, sir! Well, you'd better hurry up, or else you won't have anything to sell! Heh. Because, you know, "fast food.." Ehhhhhhhhhhh... We reserve the right to deny service to anyone.

Some more... Same joke, diffrent endings...

Do you want fries with that 2? by TheWorldofDan 3-29-04

McGinsters... Do you want fries with that? NO!

Do you want fries with that 3? by TheWorldofDan 3-29-04

McGinsters... Do you want fries with that? Yes. *faint*

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The World of Dan!

Ohhhkay... thanks to your friend "World of Dan" boy here, no more comics even slightly resembling those three will be allowed.

since i started on January 24, 2004, i should still constitute a noob.

but i'm a noob, too by graykane 3-29-04

Welcome to "I Quiefed Red Meat Onto A Bun." Can I take your order?

hehehe, and the best part about this comic is it sucks.

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i want to piss on you

sorry, Gray, as much as I love you.... I can't let you join according to mine and Umfum's rules. I'll give you a best use of the lack of rules... or something.

With all due respect... all 3 of the comics I made for this competition are all based on the same joke, so I should expect that no one else try and rip-off my idea for their own entry, that's plagiarism. I don't see why you should need to spell it out?

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The World of Dan!

Look, Dan, when you've dealt with as many morons as I have in my life, you feel the need to elaborate on EVERYTHING.

But don't think that this rule doesn't apply to you. The joke's been dead for three comics.

Newb contest- 1 by Noodle_Stick 3-30-04

Note: The speech bubbles on the floor, mean they are coming from the right. If only we could program that, eh? ........ Oh god.... BLEHHH!!! Uh.... Ahhh.... glad thats done. Are you sick? No, I just made a Mcdonalds burger. Yeesh.

Trying out.

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PRAISE ME! I! AM THE RULER... OF THE UNI- aw damn a dog crapped on my shoe.

Newb Contest -1- NO2! Gasp! 2 numbers! by Noodle_Stick 3-30-04

Hey. Know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in America? They dont call it a quarter pounder with cheese? Nope. They call it hurl. .... They have alot of Mcdonalds there. Explains alot.

Srry for double post but I got another one :)

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PRAISE ME! I! AM THE RULER... OF THE UNI- aw damn a dog crapped on my shoe.

There are two things under "Props" that elevate speach bubbles.

I knew that. Yep. Sure did. Ummm... yup.

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PRAISE ME! I! AM THE RULER... OF THE UNI- aw damn a dog crapped on my shoe.

Allright, so at this point I'm going to be consulting my three-man veteran panel of voters... it will consist of Boinky33, MikeyG, and Kaufman, my three favorite strippers here. I should probably let them know that they will be judging you guys! ^_^;

I'll be Simon, kaufman will be Randy and I guess MikeyG will have to be Paula Abdul once again.

Hey kids, I remember when I was a n00b. Now I am a platinum selling artist. Hold onto the dream and be all you can be. Whats that? Yes of course I will give you all a little taster before I go. Hit it -

House of the Raisin Bun. by smamurai 3-31-04

You wan flies wit dat? No I do not want flies with that. Okee! But I will however take some fries with that. Ha ha ha! Ok you wan fries you try other shop. You want flies you come back here ok? Umm I'm still on for the bugger though, right?

Yo Kaufy should most definitely ax out da stile of Randy wen he comes to do da djudgin, namassayyin fwool?
Dat'd b dwope.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I wanna be Simon! And I'm not nice enough to be Paula, nor am I white enough to be Randy Jackson.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Could this be a key to MikeyG and Boinky's sordid past?

And Smam, Jezum Christ and Mary below, YOU'RE NOT A N00B ANYMORE.

Don't worry, he's not getting anything better than the Rulebreaker award.

Mikey can be Simon, I'll be Theodore, and Boinky will be Alvin

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Yes! I'm the leader!