Geez, have you looked at the prices for baby stuff lately? Nate wanted me to round up some prices on the stuff that I want to get for the baby (some stuff is being donated to us for free, some stuff it's more sanitary to buy new). So I start looking at cribs at Walmart and find this:

Walmart's overpriced cribs

Then I looked for changing tables, which Wal-Mart only had one that I liked (I want one with drawers), so I switched to target.

Target's over priced changing tables

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I appreciate my snippage more and more every day.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I appreciate my accidental "snippage" more and more every day.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I appreciate Ewwwww's 'drippage' all the damn time.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Don't buy from Wal-Mart. They're evil and will probably end up stealing your baby.

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Poop.

Yeah, your kid will probably spend his life chained to some sweatshop assembly line, cranking out pet supplies or cheap humidifiers. I hear stories all the time.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

If it wasn't for Wal-Mart own brand condoms I wouldn't have to be shelling out for all that stuff. It's a conspiricy I tells ya.
Hmmn I wonder if I could knock up a servicable pram in me shed from old wheelbarrows.
Actually we're so cheap we have been whittling the baby a pair of clogs and a rather sturdy coat.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I appreciate my complete lack of attractive features.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Those aren't cribs.

This is a crib.

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What others say about boorite!

But really this is more to my taste.

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What others say about boorite!

So, I'm browsing through, and I think I've found something I can live with, then they hit me with it on the details page: "Mattress not included" "Changing pad sold seperately" WHAT THE HELL AM I PAYING FOR THEN?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Instant water: Just add water.

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My wife and I found our crib and changing table in the JCPenney catalog. I can't remember how much they cost.

However, $150.00 for the 3-in-1 models isn't that bad a price since you can use them as toddler beds. After you can no longer use the crib/bed, sell it to someone else for about half of what you paid or keep it for your next child :D

Sorry about your bellybutton, but good luck!

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When my daughter was born I got the crib for free from my aunt. But she really wants it back and calls every week asking if we're done with it.
I bought the changing table at 'Babies R Us'. It was a changing table/dresser. Very sturdy.

Dude, I forgot Babies R Us existed!

Oh, and umfum, NO MORE KIDS. None. Maybe an adopted stray, but nothing else is coming out of my vagina. Thanks.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Poor Nate. You'd better tell him your vagina has become a one-way street before he puts something in there that he'll want back.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Eh, he hasn't been putting anything in there for a while anyway.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Oh jeez. I hope he doesn't keep stuff in there on the regular. Like he's looking for his car keys one day, can't find 'em, you come home, shake your head, drop 'em out, give him a disapproving look.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Had you ever seen Nate's keychain, you'd realize how painful that visual was.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

'cos it has a photo of his mom on it?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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Dude, I forgot Babies R Us existed!

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If it's a good piece of furniture, 500 bucks ain't nothin'!

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What others say about boorite!

Hire a mountain man to build you some furniture from a tree log with his bare hands. I'm sure he'd do it for only $20.

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Poop.

It's such a good piece of furniture I look forward to having my diapers changed on it some day. Then I'll pass it down to my grandchildren and so on and so forth. Thanks to Babies R Us I'll live on forever through a crib.

And thanks to me, you'll live on forever through this:

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Poop.