uh.... I'll let your imagination run wild.

"Can I interest you in a chocolate covered pretzel?"

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I has a flavor!

"Hey kid, I hear you're in the hole to the collection plate for 5 G's. Now you better slip me some green, or I'ma have to get Father Petey No-Neck to get religious on your kneecaps, understand me?"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"Mmmm... a B cup."

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Poop.

Again! Pull my finger again you grease ball!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

eew!

[i"Can I interest you in a chocolate covered pretzel?" ][/i]

you rule. seriously. ****BEST CAPTION EVER****

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

"The priesthood is behind you all the way!"

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What others say about boorite!

" I said smell my hand or go to hell. "

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Robert De Niro's waiting, tossing Italian.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

"Come on, kid, just kneel down already. How are you ever going to build up those knee callouses you're going to need if you don't practice?"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Pull it out, Billy."

Best Mall Rats reference EVAR!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"C'mere and let me give you a blessing."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"Like it? It's a Rolex. All the clergy gets one. You know you wanna be a priest... Give into your faith..."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Best Mall Rats reference EVAR!

*ahem*

De Niro - "Kid, when we get out of here, im going to fuck you in a very uncomfortable place".

Kid - "The Back of a Volkswagen?"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

"Pssst -- let me hold it awhile. My hand shakes."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You talkin' to the hand? You talkin to the hand? I don't see any other hands here.... what fuckin' hand do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Euhh???

....m'kay.

"It's YOUR semen, Joey. YOU clean it off."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"I said PULL MY FUCKIN' FINGER, KID"

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)