Currently, I have been very busy with my life outside of Stripcreator. For now, I will be on vacation away from Stripcreator in hopes that I will return busy-free and ready to create more strips. I'm sure it won't be long but for now, I bid all of you a farewell and nice, hardy handshake. All of you guys kick ass.

Forev4r Yours,
Matchy

STOP LEAVING, EVERYONE!

Just as I come back, everyone leaves.

:(

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Chooby, that's because you smell like death.

You WERE dead for awhile after all...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Matchy's life outside of Stripcreator:

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Y'all come back now, y'hear? Y'hear? Hello? Anybody there?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Boinky, its only you, me, and a couple dozen sweaty men from Glasgow. I think you know what we have to do...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Open wide!

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Dad was flammable

I guess you decided to work on that left side.

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What others say about boorite!

Lower ;)

Boinky, its only you, me, and a couple dozen sweaty men from Glasgow. I think you know what we have to do...

I resent the implication that I'm from Glasgow.

After the "Kajun Incident", I am going to stay as far away from Scotland as humanly possible, in the hopes I will NEVER EVER see his naked ass.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Must... wash... eyes...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm hoping there are a bevy of naked Kajun-like characters sitting arse-out on swivel chairs scooting around the Glaswegian train station.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.