Meggs III by RedfeatheR 4-05-04

.....no...... NONO!!!NONONO!!!!!! SONOFABITCH!!! I was so close!!! The Notorious Monster Jack Rabbit only comes every so often!!! If only I was my Level 30 Red Mage!!!! IF ONLY I HAD WRITTEN MY MACROS CORRECTLY I WOULDN'T HAVE TO KEPT HEALING THAT DAMN RABBIT!!!!! AAAgaggAGAGrh!!!! You're fucking kidding me right?

McButchers by RedfeatheR 4-01-04

{sigh} Welcome to McButcher's where the prices are fair and our policy is care Yes young man. I was wondering if your meat was big enough to satisfy my hunger Would you like lies with that?

McButchers II by RedfeatheR 4-02-04

Sometimes, you just wake up in the morning, and it's like, all green. You know, everything's sick, pale and @#% dull. Seven o'clock the @#%$ alarm is screaming like all the seven seals have broken up Yes, Make sure they're good and hot And that's what it feels like. BANG! BANG! Shirley Manson said it: "Hammering in my head." @#%$, someone shut this damn thing down please! It's like some weird Trent Reznorian beat No toughts, no worries, just shut this @#%$ piece of @#%$ up! BANG! Damn, get one leg off the bed. BANG! The other leg. BANG! Lift your head. BANG! Black out, system dysfunction Bang! System opperational, major dammage around head.What the holy @#%$ is this damn thing on the other side of the room! BANG! Coup d'état in the belly, vomit , smells like @#%$ and alcohol. Ok, now pour them all over my body while I writhe in agony

McButchers III by RedfeatheR 4-05-04

{cough}.....what do you want, sir One dumbass smirkburger coming right up

"Meggs II" isn't exactly original, is it? But I like "McButchers III" a lot.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Lizhard V by RedfeatheR 4-08-04

H-hi. Remember me? Of course I do! You're that sweet guy I met the other night. Lizhard right? Wow! I must have made some kind of impression I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. Steven come over here I need to work on my impressions Thatsss one Ssscrumptiouss looking tail sssweetie

One-fund retirement: Buy and forget by RedfeatheR 4-08-04

When you use targeted maturity funds in a college savings account, the funds lowered exposure to stocks at the end is a bonus, not a drawback. You'll Yes, but even so, a better choice for retirement investors who want the least hassle is a good old-fashioned balanced fund that puts about 60% of its assets in stocks and the rest in bonds and cash Now THAT'S sound financial advice

Total Recoil by RedfeatheR 4-10-04

You might think it's tough being an alien. And looking the way I do I couldn't possibly get any action Well answer me this... Does YOUR girlfriend have three boobs? Tee-hee

She must love playing Jeopardy by RedfeatheR 4-10-04

Ok, you've beaten me in afterlife Jeopardy. You get another chance at life and one wish Hrm, What is the one thing I want the most? Bye *wish* Hey, what the hell am I doing back here?! THUD

Death Row I by RedfeatheR 4-11-04

What's an average day like on deathrow? Really, no different from an average day out there. It's just a different lifestyle, different job to wake up to, and different priorities. Yeah, it's prison. Men get stabbed here, raped, and beat up. What's the food like? Man, I'll eat anything. I'd wrestle anyone for chow. Somebody messed up and gave me a billy goat's stomach when I was created. Really, the food is not bad, no different from any other cafeteria food. Wrestling? Ohh, hell yeah! I'm a Stone Cold Steve Austin fan.

Death Row II by RedfeatheR 4-11-04

Are you serious? If I put the Stone Cold Stunner on the next guard that walks by, would that answer your question? Yes, that would answer my question. You seem to be in virile shape. Do they have exercise weights in the recreation rooms? No, they don't allow deathrow access to weights because they can be used as weapons. Like that microphone of yours

You've got one Dan Gling I by RedfeatheR 4-11-04

I had a really good time tonight Krissy Yeah, me too... Listen.. Dan? Do you wanna come upstair-- I swear that never happens

McButchers VI by RedfeatheR 4-12-04

You have to trick or treat over the phone Mabye it's time to lay off the bobbing for French fries You know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag Your face looks like it was lit on fire and put out with an axe An axe, huh? WHOA! Ever heard of turning the other cheek? Oh, nevermind... It's just as ugly

Lizhard VI by RedfeatheR 4-14-04

Ewe no who ah lack? Jeaff Foxwahrthy. Ah wuus ate thes wun consert aind -- Jeff Foxworthy sucks -- aind hay wus -- SUCKS

Meggs IV by RedfeatheR 4-18-04

huh This Forum Topic isn't doing to well at all. I'll just give it a little bump What are you bumping? Are you playing a game of Pinball? uh, no {psshh} Young people are so dumb {psshh} Old people are so dumb

You've got one Dan Gling II by RedfeatheR 4-20-04

Next time I get to decide what to do

Bee cool to have a response to the recent attacks ...you know? Let me know how you doin!
You are very creative and I think McButchers is great! Waiting on your reply!BRO!

Cliché I by RedfeatheR 4-28-04

Oh no! a serial killer is on the loose!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE whatever Oh, wait! Damn skin

Cliché II by RedfeatheR 4-28-04

Oh no! a serial killer is on the loose!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OH JEEZ! Thanks for warning me! I had better get naked! *DING!* Oh no! a serial killer is on the loose!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Cliché III by RedfeatheR 4-28-04

Oh no! a serial killer is on the loose!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE I AM the serial killer, bud he he, nice serial killer Don't MAKE me walk after you now

Cliché IV by RedfeatheR 4-28-04

*pant* *wheez* I can't run anymore ... I've tripped about 37 times Ok Mr. Serial. I give up and accept my doom Not before the surprise twist. My real identity IS... YOU Wait... it dosn't make any sense. All the clues point AWAY from me Aaaahhhh, but who else was around you when you... I mean you where the only one who... well... The director cheated, ok?

McButchers VII by RedfeatheR 4-28-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... OH JEEZ I'm sor...I mean...There...One Pee-na Colada. Enjoy your sail with Capt. Morgan Why thank you, I ... HEY WAIT A SECOND!!! Pee-na Colada!?! I distinctly ordered warm urine with a lemon twist

Frozty by RedfeatheR 4-28-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Look at Frosty go Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Over the hills of snow *bloody pulp* Piss on me?

The last two were really good. Especially the first two panels -- pure comic genius.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.