Well, not new so much as dormant. These are two years old and I'm curious to know if they've done aged well.

'Smitten' Is The Wrong Word by shallowminded 10-29-02

Hey, behind you! It's God! Really? Made you look. I'll smite you.

Error In Translation by shallowminded 10-29-02

Help me with my new blog. Whaddya ya got? Well, I was writing about the plight of the black man, and I ran out of ideas after 'grape soda.' Look, my mom's taking me grocery shopping. I gotta go. Shit...I forgot food stamps. Thanks for your help. Fuck off.

PBS Ain't Got Nothin' On Me by shallowminded 4-05-04

This week... ...on Cookin' With Pho.

A Very Special Episode by shallowminded 10-29-02

Blossom discovers her womanhood. Next week. Hey Joey...I've got something to show you. Whoa!

There are more, but y'know - if you hate these, I won't subject you to a thread full of the others.

I liked them.

Eh, I've seen worse.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The "Cookin' With Pho" one -- I think I liked it. I think it had an elegant, almost Oriental simplicity, like a wordless haiku pantomimed by mimes, except for the unseen announcer's voice. I think it would be hard to pantomime being an unseen announcer.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I really liked them. Even the first religious one wasn't that bad...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Oh I get it, she ate the dog right? Ha ha, I didn't get it at first 'cos I never knew who Pho was and I only noticed the dog was missing the 2nd time I viewed the strip. Bloody Koreans. Ooops did I say that out loud?

nice work.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.