sucky sucky - \just like it looks, asshat\ n Oral sex, as performed by a female (esp. Asian girls). Has its origins in an old Kubrick film, but brought to life by SC. See also fi dollah.
fi dollah - \fie DOL-lah\ n(p) literally, "five dollars," the traditional price for sucky sucky.
Misremembered Platitude Trout - SC character Like the majority of SC one-note characters, this one's name says it all. This small fish can be heard to say such things as "a stitch in time sinks ships" and "never wear white shoes after Wirthling sucks."
Non Sequitur Donkey - SC character Ottawa is the capital of Canada. I like doughnuts.
Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-In-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction - SC characterCursed by a cumbersome family name, he roams the earth in search of unsuspecting people who will allow him to perform the actions described therein. Upon finding someone who's facing away from him, he frequently gets a running start whilst counting down from three.
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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars