The rules for this one are simple: take two people (they can be anybody, but the more recognisable the better - e.g. SC users, celebrities, politicians etc.) who would not usually be seen together, and... put them together. Any situation, any position (easy, Spankling...), anywhere - the odder the couple the better, and of course the funniest pairing will win.

Get shoppin'

Now there's something you don't see every day...

First of all...Ivy's Greatest Hits...

And now the new stuff...

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Genius.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

I wholeheartedly agree. Pure genius. Pure, pure genius.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yet so very, very wrong.

I'm not going to have time to enter, try telling your girlfriend you need to get home to photoshop Tony Martin and Brad Pitt (as the Pikey boxer from Snatch) as Picard and Riker - it doesn't go down well. Thanks to Chi for trying to accomodate me.

Nice entries so far, will there be any more?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Genius.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

ARGH!! My eyes!

Despite laudable efforts by simon_on_fire and ivytheplant, I think we all know that this contest's winner has to be lukket with his hilarious (if slightly disturbing) take on Anglo-French relations.

Congratulations! The responsibility of PV 118 falls to you...

Curses! Foiled again!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

lukket was genius. This is godlike.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Thanks for all of the kind comments! :)

Now I need something to clear my visual memory of Boorite's ****

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