"Wow, it can have two players? What will they think of next?"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

"Invade" your opponent's "turf"! Super-sensitive joystick action!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You know, that quote paired with your sig is really screwed up.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The original choices for box art models, Corey Feldman and Corey Haim, were unavailable, so they went for slightly less edgy people.

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I has a flavor!

TWO BOY-BANDS! ONE RECORDING STUDIO! LET THE TICKLE-SLAP TURF WAR BEGIN!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I also liked the follow-up, "Astro Turf."

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I has a flavor!

The 1990 supergroup may have been short-lived, but I know I'll never forget Milli Vanilla Ice.

(sorry to bump all these threads, but i think i'm funny, and i don't check this forum very often)

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

The game only works when both players use the same joystick.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.