considering about 1/3 of my comics involve religion i figured id start a thread about it...feel free to post your own comics

jesus talk by xxausrottenxx 3-13-04

howd they get you crucified like that well thats an interesting question well see that YMCA song got stuck in my head but i forgot the rest of the hand motions, and by that time, i was fucked

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and then there is my favorite satanic stand up

satanic satire 3 by xxausrottenxx 2-18-04

whats the difference between a catholic and a dingleberry nothing

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SEE YA IN HELL, DUDE by biped 5-09-04

Wha-- what happened? Where am I? Hell, my dear boy. I'm afraid the fugu chef left his glasses at home today. Oh...well...COOL, right, dude? Like, rock on! Marilyn Manson! Satan rulz! 666! "See ya in Hell!" Like...party time, huh? Huh? Oh, MY! We love getting your ilk down here! Simply priceless! YAAAA!!!! NO!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!! YAAAAAA!!!!!! Oh, come now...the red-hot poker up the ass is just our little way of "breaking the ice."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Summoning - Part One by KajunFirefly 9-01-02

Good morning, gentlemen. You may wonder why I summoned you all here, and I can assure you, your questions will all be answered soon. What the fuck is Santa doing here?

The Summoning - Part Two by KajunFirefly 9-01-02

It has come to my attention that we may be losing our position as most popular religion, we simply don't have the same dedication as those Muslims. What do you mean "what the fuck is Santa doing here"? You're nothing, a fucking flying postman who works one day a year, you draw attention AWAY from the Lord.

The Summoning - Part Three by KajunFirefly 9-01-02

We need to offer our followers more than just Heaven or Hell. I spoke to Allah and he's offering 7 young virgins and a boat. Hey, I'm one of the most recognised figures in the world, I've got more right to be here than skeleton boy. I usher souls into the next world, if it wasn't for me, Heaven and Hell would have no purpose. Yeah, leave Death alone ya fat cunt!

The Summoning - Part Four by KajunFirefly 9-01-02

It's not enough to offer one big religious holiday a year, we need more worship during June and July, and I'm getting rid of Easter. You can't get rid of Easter, that was my biggest moment. I'm the one who has kept the religion alive for the past 50 years or so, people are tired of your hokey superstitions. They want flashy presents, a bit of glamour. I don't see what's so glamourous about midget slave labour. Yeah, I want to know what you do with those elves during the rest of the year!

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Dad was flammable

The Summoning - Part Five by KajunFirefly 9-01-02

And...... um...... We need to, uh, we need to... Will you guys SHUT THE FUCK UP, my Father is trying to speak to you! That horned fool doesn't think I have any right to be here, tell him, go on Jesus, tell him how important I am. Don't listen to him Jesus, he's the one who stole your spotlight, it's YOUR birthday and he gives everyone else in the world presents? Yeah, and he's a paedophile!

The Summoning - Part Six by KajunFirefly 9-01-02

Uh...... will you please listen? This is....... this is important. Don't listen to Satan, Nick, he's still in a mood about that whole eternal damnation thing. Yeah, and Reaper-boy's just pissed off that he hasn't got any genitals. Hey, you're talking to a guy with a blade so sharp it can cut through space and time! You fancy going Jewish? Yeah, cut him, and get that fucking Christ cunt next!

The Summoning - Part Seven by KajunFirefly 9-01-02

SILENCE! STOP ARGUING, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY OUR_RELIGION_IS_FAILING! Fuck it, I'll just go back to smiting people the old-school way, you guys can fuck off back to your menial tasks. Hey, wait a minute, wasn't I promised virgins and a boat?

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Dad was flammable

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Irregular Candy (23): Genesis - Behind the Creation by Shadow_Artist 5-15-04

Hey God. What are you creating there? Dinosaurs. Cool. What do they do? Kill shit. Oh. Cool. Yeah.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)