omg video game humor!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Video Game Cunts: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by boinky33 5-10-04

Hey, Dave. Why did the ninja turtles bother wearing those coloured bandanas? What do you mean? Why did they need them? Did they expect to be mistaken for another group of giant, mutant, crime fighting turtles? I got a 1-Up.

Video Game Cunts: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 by boinky33 5-10-04

The ninja turtles confuse me. Explain. I always thought being exposed to radiation would cause a long, painful death, but according to TMNT they make you turn into these crime fighting machines with a desire for pizza and no genitals. We're playing Battletoads!!!!

Video Game Cunts: Sega Saturn by boinky33 5-10-04

I heard that the video game store down the street is buying old systems from customers. Yeah? Yeah, do we have anything to sell? How about the old Sega Saturn? But then what will we use as a door stop?

Video Game Cunts: Duck Hunt by boinky33 5-10-04

Remember that game Duck Hunt? Yeah. Remember that dog who laughed at you? Didn't you ever want to shoot him instead of the ducks? No! That's sick! I fucking hate that dog!

Video Game Cunts: Kirby by boinky33 5-10-04

Hey....What is Kirby? A crappy video game from Nintendo.... No, no. I mean: What is he? Is he a pillow or a marshmellow or what? I can't say. I guess some things in life can't be answered. Maybe he's a piece of gum.

Video Game Cunts: Dr. Mario by boinky33 5-10-04

Did you ever think that Dr. Mario pops some of the pills when people aren't looking? I doubt it. Why? Look at all those magic mushrooms he takes. Why is it so hard to believe? Because he's not a real person. He's a friggin' video game! I also have reason to believe that he's not even a real doctor. I've never seen any proof that he went to medical school. Impersonating a doctor is a serious offense and he will pay dearly for it. ..........

Man, I always hated that fucking dog too.

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