I don't remember if I said happy birthday, or much of anything. Anyway, I didn't want your birthday to go by unnoticed, especially since it's milestone birthday, so here ya go:

Happy Birthday, xxausrottenxx (1) by attitudechicka 5-13-04

Aus, I heard it was your birthday... So I got you a clown. Happy birthday! *clap, clap, clap* But then I thought you might be afraid of clowns.

Happy Birthday, xxausrottenxx (2) by attitudechicka 5-13-04

So I got you a chessboard. But you might not like chess. So I got you a snowman.

Happy Birthday, xxausrottenxx (3) by attitudechicka 5-13-04

But snowmen have a tendency to melt. Especially in May. In the end, I screwed up and didn't get you anything. So I made this series. Happy birthday!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Happy Birthday, aus! How old are ya?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

She said it was a milestone birthday, so my guess would be ten.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Happy birthday xxausrottenxx!

You're what, 18?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

old enough to buy porn and cigarettes! XD thanks guys!, especially chicka!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Happy belated birthday, aus. Sorry I forgot, I was buying a house, which you are totally welcome to live in the garage in, since I forgot.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Haw! I am two weeks older than Aus!

Well I'm 7 years and 6 weeks older than you!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

ausrotten is teh old now.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Happy Birthday!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

You finally got here. Now lets go buy cigarettes and register for the draft.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE