The Little Boy Who Tore New Towns Down -- 1 by biped 5-30-04

Here, in this beautiful, pristine land, I will build a new town. And I will tear it down just as soon as you're done! Go away, little kid. I'm town-buildin' here. And I'm the little boy who tears down brand-new towns! Why, you little -- I ought to plug you right where you stand. Wow! That'd make a swell Founder's Day re-enactment, wouldn't it?

The Little Boy Who Tore New Towns Down -- 2 by biped 5-30-04

Whew! Well, it took a lot of blood, sweat, and tears...but I built a dandy new town. Folks'll prosper and be happy here. HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NEW TOWN? I tore it down! Heh, heh! WHY, YOU LITTLE NO-GOOD -- Told ya!

The Little Boy Who Tore New Towns Down -- 3 by biped 5-30-04

Dang -- rebuildin' my new town was gosh-awful hard work. Ain't seen that ornery little polecat around lately, though. This new town'll be a beacon for -- I used dynamite this time! Blew up good, huh?

The Little Boy Who Tore New Towns Down -- 4 by biped 5-30-04

I won't get discouraged. Dan'l Boone didn't get discouraged, and neither will I. This new town will last for a thousand -- Dang... never seen them things before. They're bombs! I just invented 'em! Cool, huh?

The Little Boy Who Tore New Towns Down -- 5 by biped 5-30-04

Well...I give up. Ever' time I build a new town... you tear it down. Maybe if you built something fun that I would like better, I wouldn't tear it down! Somethin' fun? Like what? Oh, like a happy-time theme park or something! Later... Well, I built a happy-time theme park, out here in the middle of nowhere. I hope you're happy. I will be as soon as you put a couple more loop-de-loops on that roller-coaster!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I sense deep, political innuendo.

YOU DO? I mean, you do...of course. Harrumph.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I sense deep psychological scars and severe mental disorders...

...but thats enough about me. Yet again you have squeezed out another genius series.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I DID? I mean, I did...of course. Harrumph.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

#3 was dynamite. #4 was the bomb.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I think there should be a sequel with a baby who eats brand new small villages.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'll produce it, but let someone else write and direct. Like George Lucas did with Star Wars.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'll produce it, but let someone else write and direct. Like George Lucas did with Star Wars.

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I'll contribute the title:

It Takes a Child to Raze a Village

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Best. biped. Strips. Evar.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Just replace Ms. Grupp's name with yours and "the harp" with "your comments."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.