I made some comics. They're not anything amazing, but I think some of them are OK. My favorite are the following three:

A hammer. by Branddobbe 6-06-04

An accident has taken place. I have found a hammer. You are injured. Indeed. Now you are no longer needed. I am obsolete.

Ugly by Branddobbe 6-06-04

You are an ugly child. Perhaps this is true, but at least I am a human being and not a mere rodent. Ha ha! Now I am a human being as well, and furthermore I am exactly like you! You are an ugly child. Damn it! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Auerk by Branddobbe 6-06-04

Auerk is en düütsche Stadt in Neddersassen. Je ne parle pas bas-allemand. De Stadt is de Hooftstadt vun'n Landkreis Auerk. Je ne parle pas bas-allemand ! De Historie vun Auerk geiht op dat 13. Johrhunnert trüch. In den Brokmerbreev ut dat Johr 1276 ward dat Dörp Aurechove naamt. Je vais te tuer ! ! !

If you have any opinions, feel free to tell me. If not, that's OK too.

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Eric

I deserved that.

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Eric

I take it english isn't your first language.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

(or not. Actually, they were pretty good.)

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Blue is the color of victory.

It is my first language. What makes you say that?

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Eric

So... wait... you're part German... part French... and all stupid? Oh, I get it.

Your insults need work.

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Eric

Shut the fuck up, you frog-kraut-cunt-moron.

I respect your multilingualism, but not your comic-making skills.

:( :( :(

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Eric

that's either three men frowning or two chinese men wearing hats and one of the hats has eyes and one of the eyes has a hat. @_@ That's a runon sentence for you to have fun with.

Shut the fuck up, you frog-kraut-cunt-moron.

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Eric

fuck you. I'm a kike-frog-nigger-pollock-rasta-swede, thankyouverymuch.

You're a drunkard is what you are.

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Eric

OH NO HE DI-IN'T!

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

OH NO HE DI-IN'T!

Nah, he did. It's alright. I'm up on Heineken right now anyway. The guy at the donut store gave it to me to wash down my eclair. Shame I'm five years younger than the drinking limit.

Possums. That is not German, its Dutch.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

L'allemand? Le néerlandais? Quelle est la différence; le français est encore la meilleure.

The message is in code to protect the innocent (me).

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Blue is the color of victory.

Nee. Dat is Plattdüütsch, nich Nederlannsch.

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Eric