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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

Member Rated:

I have won two CC's in a short amount of time. The delicate fabric of existence itself has been torn, and our StripCreator universe has been slammed with the other alternate universes. You have all been scattered and thrown on the line between two different worlds.

Choose two of the topics below and make a comic or series about the entwined subjects:

-Roads
-Ice Cream
-Scary Movies
-Cookies
-Friendship
-Animals
-Doctors
-Aliens
-Love
-Movie Theatres
-The Apocalypse
-StripCreator
-Mimes
-Chalk
-Men in Thongs
-Broadway Musicals
-Physics (any form of)
-Spankling
-Feet
-SNES Style RPGs

You will be allowed only 15 comics, and 3 series out of those 15 comics. You are not allowed to use more than two topics at a time. Once you pick your two you must use them for ALL entries. You may not use more than that, even in a different series or comic. You may make comics or series about those topics specifically or you may make a comic or series about being thrown into those worlds, as long as it involves the said topics I don't care.

Any racist comics will get you disqualified completely. That goes the same with sacreligious comics (I dont mean just Jesus. I mean bashing any religion).

Going over 15 comics will get you disqualified.

Any comics off subject will be disreguarded, but counted toward the total number of comics you have submitted.

Stuff older than June 03, 2004 will be disreguarded, but counted toward the total number of comics you have submitted.

Comics must be in enlgish or some recognizable form of it.

My sister, OMG_Dagmar_6481987 will be allowed to enter under the following circumstances:
[list]
[*]She must make a series at or under 15 comics
[*]Her comics must be about shaving cream
[*]every other line MUST rhyme.
[*]She must include the following word or word combo in at least one comic:
[list]
[*]badger
[*]noodie
[*]pipeline
[*]garden hose
[*]washer
[*]waffle iron
[*]oat bran
[/list]
[*]She has no chance in hades of winning.[/list]

Photoshopped entries are welcomed. If you wish to use photoshop and you dont have any free hosting that allows outsourcing, www.imageshack.us hosts images for outsourcing without any kind of signup.

Rules for Photoshopping:
-Entries must be in SC comic form.
-Entries may not include any real human beings, only cartoon characters and inanimate objects.
-Anything showing pooping or urinating will get you disqualified completely.

Judging will be sometime next week. I'll give a 2 day warning.

Travel safely!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

6-06-04 3:32pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Obviously, this is Spankers + SNES RPG's.

Final Fantasy Spankling by possums
6-06-04
So, you are the famous Spankling! Please, come save our town from pure destruction using your S&M magic!
I always come to the aid of the Klyzastopakk Dynasty! I have just one question.
Do I get a partner?
Five Minutes Later...
If you show me how to cast Dildagga, I promise I'll give you a cookie!!
Shoulda never opened my mouth.

By the way, I like the theme. This is a good idea. Thanks for making it 247 also... ^ . ^

6-06-04 5:10pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

Member Rated:

That's quite a pile of rules! I like that in a woman.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

6-06-04 7:53pm (new)
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fzh
Stripcreator Regular

Member Rated:

I couldn't decide which was better...number two is obviously a better comic, but I'm not sure it's rules compliant, because it's not exactly about physics. But the topics I've chosen are obvious.

Mime Physics by fzh
6-06-04
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"

Mime Physics part 2 by fzh
6-06-04
Ha, ha!
What the fuck aren't you talking about?

6-06-04 11:20pm (new)
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Gabu
Senior Comic Technician

Member Rated:

The two topics used should be obvious.

CC 247: Darling Delectable Dessert by Gabu
6-07-04
Welcome to Askin' Robins, the world famous ice cream shop! Can I interest you in a sampling of our newest flavor, True Rocky Road?
Sure, I love Rocky Road... but what makes this kind "true"?
Because it is! The ingredients have been switched around to give it a supremely genuine flavor!
For one, we use real rocky road.
*CRUNCH*

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Blue is the color of victory.

6-07-04 1:12am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Ice Cream Mimes by kaufman
6-07-04
Cherry walking against the wind
Chocolate Chip trapped in a box
Two scoops of Vanilla mirroring each other

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

6-07-04 7:32am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Slasher Physics by possums
6-07-04
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! HERE'S A LOLIPOP!!!
AAAHHH!!!!
What the fuck are you talking about?

6-07-04 4:08pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

Member Rated:

I should have made this last night when I thought of it. Then it would have looked like Gabu was ripping me off instead of the other way around.

CC247 by evil_d
6-07-04
Enjoy your ice cream, kid.
Blech! This ice cream tastes like chalk! What the hell flavor is this?
Chalk.
But it's brown.
Oh, then that's the chalkolate.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

6-07-04 7:13pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

Member Rated:

quote:
Phottoshopped entries are welcomed. If you wish to use photoshop and you dont have any free hosting that allows outsourcing, www.imageshack.us hosts images for outsourcing without any kind of signup.

yay! you remembered imageshack! [anime fan dance]

No wait, I got it.

Well, this wasn't what I was looking for... but... it's too funny to pass up.

Is this the 'kitty' we're all thinking of?! come clean, lk.

6-07-04 7:55pm (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

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I've thought about it, and this rule is too harsh. I revoke it so that you may choose different topics for different series and comics.

Out of fairness, Possums, I really can't judge you, even if you make something truly stupendous, because you hosted the last one. Instead, I request that you make a series of a broadway musical based upon people of different ethnic origins taking a huge steaming dump on Rush Limbaugh. You will get a shiny award for your exhibition. ^-^ Of course, that subject is only optional. I'll still give you an exhibition prize for posting comics. I just don't think it would be fair if I judged you in the actual competition.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

6-07-04 8:02pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Consider it done. I'll have 30 comics up by sundown on wednesday.

I didn't expect to win. I just like the theme.

6-07-04 8:07pm (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

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Consider it done. I'll have 30 comics up by sundown on wednesday.

I didn't expect to win. I just like the theme.


Stay under the 15 comic limit please. This rule is in place so the thread doesn't crash my comp. ^-^

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

6-07-04 8:15pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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CC247: The Tony Award Winning "Men in Thongs." by UnknownEric
6-08-04
as the music swells and they begin to sing...
It's up my ass!
It's up his ass!
It's up my ass!
It's up his ass!
Hey buddy, can you get this thong out of my ass?
That thong out of your aaaaaassss....

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I has a flavor!

6-08-04 7:27am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

Member Rated:

I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR PUNY RULES!!! BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

Uh....

I'll just make my own thread for "Taking a Shit on Rush Limbaugh." Jews first!

6-08-04 8:32am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

CC 247: Cheese 'n' Quackers -- 1 by biped
6-08-04
Finally, the human beings have had their little apocalypse, and the animals rule.
And, of course, within this new hierarchy, coyotes rule ducks.
Huh? How do you figure that?
Well, I could kill and eat you if I wanted to. So that places me in a position of higher authority.
Not if all the ducks get together and conquer the coyotes!
What are you going to do? Quack at us?

CC 247: Cheese 'n' Quackers -- 2 by biped
6-08-04
It's decided, then. We, the ducks, will band together and conquer the coyotes.
And you really think quacking at them will work?
Well, what the hell else are we going to do? We're ducks.
That makes sense. Look... there's a coyote. One of us should go quack at him.
Well, you did win that tri-state quacking contest.
Oh, fuck! I did, didn't I?

CC 247: Cheese 'n' Quackers -- 3 by biped
6-08-04
QUACK!
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
Strange... it's as though he were actually asking me to eat him.

CC 247: Cheese 'n' Quackers -- 4 by biped
6-08-04
Well, quacking didn't work.
Clearly, then, we must resort to using technology left over from the humans.
Our stockpile of coyote-seeking missiles is ready.
And so is our army of anti-coyote robots.
QUACK!!!
Oh, shit!

CC 247: Cheese 'n' Quackers -- 5 by biped
6-08-04
HELLLLP!!!
QUACK!!! QUACK!!! QUACK!!! QUACK!!!
OMIGOD!!! THE ROBOTS ARE CORNHOLING THE COYOTES!!!
OH, THE HORRORS OF WAR!!! WILL WE NEVER LEARN!!!
Where did you get the blueprints for those robots, anyway?
I found them in a secret laboratory under Richard Simmons' house.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

6-08-04 9:37am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

I reworked part of a previous series for this one, but if you count that against me, then you're just being mean.

CC 247: A Thong For You -- 1 by biped
6-08-04
Hey, handsome! Like to see my new thong?
OH, Captain WANKER! WOULD I!
THERE! Like it?
LIKE it? I LOVE it!
In fact, I love it SO MUCH I'm going to EAT IT!
Well, don't stop THERE, gorgeous! That's only the APPETIZER!

CC 247: A Thong For You -- 2 by biped
6-08-04
OKAY, THAT'S A WRAP! See, Captain Wanker? Being in gay porn ain't so bad!
PLEASE, call me CAPTAIN CHIP! I'm only doing these "pornos" to pay for my HERNIA OPERATION!
Oh yeah, I remember that old TV show of yours. You and your sidekick were gay, right?
NO!!! That was just an URBAN LEGEND created by the GUTTER-MINDED!
Well, it's also the plot of your next "Captain Wanker" movie, "Look Who's Boning The Boy Wonder."
Oh my god, NO!!!

CC 247: A Thong For You -- 3 by biped
6-08-04
We're here at the premier of the new Captain Wanker movie, "The Thong Remains The Same." What do you think of his new career move?
I think it's HORRIBLE! Oh Captain Chip, why? WHY?
Say, didn't you play his sidekick Chipper in the old TV series?
Yes I did, and that's why I find his descent into gay porn so disturbing.
But, isn't it true that you two were supposed to be gay?
LOOK! ATHLETES PAT EACH OTHER ON THE ASS, DON'T THEY? WELL, SUPERHEROES ARE ATHLETES TOO, DAMMIT!

CC 247: A Thong For You -- 4 by biped
6-08-04
And now, here he is, IN PERSON...the STAR of today's movie...CAPTAIN WANKER!
Hello, ha-ha! It's me, Captain Chip! Greetings, all my wonderful fans!
I'm sure you'd rather hear some fun anecdotes about my classic television series than a bunch of dirty talk about some old porn movie, so --
SHOW US YOUR DICK!!!
My..."dick"? But... but I'm the famous Captain Chip, and...
PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN, YOU FRUITY OLD BASTARD!!!

CC 247: A Thong For You -- 5 by biped
6-08-04
YEAH, PULL 'EM DOWN AND SHOW US YOUR DICK, CAPTAIN WANKER! AND WANK IT FOR US!
Oh, heh-heh...well, I suppose I could, if...if that's what everyone wants...
WANK! WANK! WANK!...OH, MY GOD!...HA-HA-HA! HE'S DOIN' IT!
Yes...ha-ha...it's funny....I'm funny..... I'm......funny .....ha, ha......ha........
GREAT NEWS, Captain Wanker! We've worked your ATTEMPTED SUICIDE into the next script! You HANG yourself with your THONG, and then Todd FUCKS you in the ASS!
OH... MY... GOD!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

6-08-04 12:11pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

CC 247: "FEET! FEET! FEET!" (the musical) -- 1 by biped
6-09-04
Oh, I'm the Foot Fairy -- I come from a land -- where all of the people -- think that feet are just grand --
They kiss them, and lick them, and rub them in places -- that put big, gleaming smiles on all of their faces!
So sit back, my dears, and I'll give you a treat -- a wonderful tale -- about glorious FEET!
And since I am magic, I'll be able to show you -- some people who'd rather suck tootsies than blow you --
Here are some now! Let's see what they saaay -- when their fetish for feet gets them caaaaried -- awaaaay --

CC 247: "FEET! FEET! FEET!" (the musical) -- 2 by biped
6-09-04
Have I ever told you -- about this thing I have -- for feet? Yeesss, feet?
No, but I can totally -- identify with that -- they're sweet! Soooo sweet!
I'm so glad I met you! You understand my feelings! FEET-FEET FIDDLE-DEE FEET-FEET!
They're without a doubt the source of all our mental reelings! FEET-FEET FIDDLE-DEE FEET-FEET!
FEET! FEET! They come in twos! They get me higher than drugs or booze!
FEET are wonderful, FEET are great! I think about them every time I masturbate!

CC 247: "FEET! FEET! FEET!" (the musical) -- 3 by biped
6-09-04
I love BUTTS! I love TITS! I love girls with BIG FAT ZITS! But the thing that gets me hottest, no dooooubt --
-- is the thing that EMITS -- a smell that sends me into FITS -- have you guessed what I am talking abooout?
-- it's the THING that RESIDES -- in SANDALS, PUMPS, or SLIDES -- and the thought of it provokes me to DAAANCE!
It's the thing that I LOVE -- and it makes me want to SHOVE -- every one of them I see into my PAAAANTS!
It's the FOOT! Oh my GOD! I don't care if I am ODD! I will yearn to suck and lick it till I'm DEEEEAD!
There's a LEFT! There's a RIGHT! And I want them EVERY NIGHT! Just a million feet and me inside my BEEEED!

CC 247: "FEET! FEET! FEET!" (the musical) -- 4 by biped
6-09-04
Darling, if you love meeee...let me smell your feeet... only in this way... can you make my life compleeete...
Oh yes, my feet are yoooours... to do with as you wiiiiish... sniff them like a puppy... suck them like a fiiiiish...
And then we'll ATTAAAAIN... the highest PLAAANE... that lovers can ever REEEEACH...
HAPPINESS we'll find! When our FEET are intertwined! And we SUCK each other's TOES just like a LEEEECH!
Stick your FEET into a PIE! Let me LICK them till they're DRY! And I'll NEVER ask for ANYTHING AGAAAAIN...
I'm YOURS forever... my FEET will never... walk awaaay from you... a-men.

CC 247: "FEET! FEET! FEET!" (the musical) -- 5 by biped
6-09-04
So now you've HEARD, that wonderful WORD -- FEET! FEET! FEET!
They're fun to INSPECT, and they make me ERECT -- FEET! FEET! FEET!
Even little children say that feet are fun to SME-ELL!
And if you do not like them, then you should go straight to HE-ELL!
Bare or shod, they make me grab my rod and -- BEAT! BEAT! BEAT!
I wanna stick my NOSE between all of the TOES of your -- FEET! FEET! FEET!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

6-09-04 8:21am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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CC247: When clowns go to the proctologist by mmyers
6-09-04
All the gerbils and squirrels up there wouldn't be quite so unnerving if it wasn't for that damn kaliopi music that played while they came out.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

6-09-04 9:25am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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CC247: Formerly known as Mochalattelopolis by evil_d
6-09-04
Man, the ground feels weird around here. What's the deal?
Welcome, traveller, to Vanillopolis, where the roads are made of ice cream!
Roads made of ice cream? What do you do in the summer?
Row our way around in gondolas, like in Venice.
That June:
Bad news, Mr. Mayor. The gondolier death tolls are up this year. Three drowned just this month from trying to lean over and drink the ice cream.
Well, it's still better than when the streets were canals of hot coffee.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

6-09-04 6:42pm (new)
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Gabu
Senior Comic Technician

Member Rated:

Question: do we have to stick with two and only two topics throughout a series, or can each comic have different topics as long as we use two from the list each time?

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Blue is the color of victory.

6-09-04 8:09pm (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

Member Rated:

In the same series, you can only use the two topics you picked when you made the first comic in the series. ^-^

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

6-09-04 8:17pm (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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CC247: Dairy divided (1) by mmyers
6-10-04
Well, well, well, if it isn't my old nemesis Kid Yogurt.
And if it isn't the thorn in my side, the Ice Cream Kid.
Still trying to put flavorful toppings on top of yourself to hide your lack of flavor?
Still pretending that your some kind of healthy alternative to snacking?
Why you sonuva...take this and this..
It's so sad when Lactose products are intolerant of each other. Milk on milk crime hurts us all.

CC247: Dairy Divided (2) by mmyers
6-10-04
Guys, guys, quit fighting! Don't you remember the good times we had? The times when yogurt and ice cream and a lonely scooper named Harry got along?
Urban legend.
Yeah, never happened.
Well, it looks like I'll have to show you that there was a time when you did. I'll need a video projector, some editting equipment, a boom box, an extension cord, and a copy of "Happy together."
I think I have some editting equipment lying around.
And I have an illegal copy of the Turtles hit "Happy Together" I downloaded when Napster was free.

CC247: Dairy Divided (3) by mmyers
6-10-04
"Imagine me and you; I do, I think about you day and night, it's only right, to think about the girl you love, so happy together."
"I can see me lovin' nobody but you, for all my life. When you're near me, baby, the skies will be blue, for all my life."
"Me and you, and you and me, no matter how you roll the dice, it had to be. The only one for me is you, and you for me, so happy together."
How are they not melting?

CC247: Dairy Divided (the end?) by mmyers
6-10-04
That was beautiful. Thanks Harry. That really brought everything together for me.
Well thanks, Kid Yogurt. What did you think, Ice Cream Kid?
It really brought everything into perspective. Yogurt and I aren't enemies. Soy Milk ice cream, that's the real enemy.
Waitaminute, I think you kind of missed the point.
Meanwhile, In Soy Milk's hidden lair in stately Detroit, Michigan.
I have infiltrated Starbuck's, the local grocers, and even fast food chains with my bland unmilk-like taste. Tomorrow, THE WORLD! Hahahaha!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

6-10-04 11:03am (new)
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chimp_and_zee
Stripcreator Newbie

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entry attempt 2 by chimp_and_zee
6-10-04
Yeah, so I was looking at that comic competition, and i thought, how can you be funny about the apoclypse without being to say bad stuff about any religion?
... oh yeah, man in thong

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"I'm pink, therefore I'm spam"

6-10-04 1:04pm (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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Aliens and Apocolypse by xxausrottenxx
6-10-04
so this is earth, it doesn't look like much
it appears that there was some sort of war, master
are there any human biengs left
no, but there is one sign that says:
"Jesus Wuz Here"

aliens and apocolypse-2 by xxausrottenxx
6-10-04
well if this Jesus character is still around, I'd like to meet him
perhaps we can have that arranged
These humans have a philosopy where you can have anything you want as long as you pray
as long as it's not gay marriage

Aliens and Apocoplypse-3 by xxausrottenxx
6-10-04
meanwhile
wow, jesus really went all out here, well better get this place cleaned up
um, hello?
a local, i better let him know we are a kind race
I love dick and bush

Aliens and Apocolypse-4 by xxausrottenxx
6-10-04
what are you still doing here, it's the end of the world
im exploring the cosmos
the world is finished, there are not more beings left in the entire universe...unless
haha so after i got satan all boozed up, i double dog dared him to piss off God just ONE more time
haha!

Aliens and Apocolypse-Final by xxausrottenxx
6-10-04
this has been a big mistake, you are not supposed to exist
fine, We'll be on our way then...ass
it appears the inhabitants are a group of egotistical, backstabbing jerks. what was the human word you use for this situation
republicans

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xx( o Y o. )xx

6-10-04 6:35pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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CC 247?: Spankling Sineplex 12 by umfumdisi
6-13-04
Thank you for your purchase. Enjoy the show...
I WILL!
Finally! Hey, did you get extra butter on my popcorn?
Yeah, but the guy behind the counter called it palm grease.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

6-13-04 8:36pm (new)
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