party time!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Today is my wife's birthday too. Tonight, I drink to you both.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

NO!!! THE DREADED ALPHACABARET IS BACK!!!!! MY BRAIN!!! MY BRAIN!!!!

Anyway, happy birthday, Namechanger McShankleson, here's a buck, a few punches to the arm, and a Ronald Reagan Collector's Plate.

I will give you two gifts today.

First, you get a birthday cake:

Secondly, I won't torch your mutilated corpse after I stab you to death tomarrow. I'll wait until next week to do that.

Happy Birthday! ^-^

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Noonie, those are the shittiest-looking cakes I have ever seen.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

ok so much for partying tonight, next friday is the party night. I was just visited by a car load of girls tonight. So they gave me a birthday rape and we drove around, uhhh woohoo. i have a headache.

reason why no party was held: NO MONEY!
though next friday there should be around 30 people, with everyone having got their paychecks etc...

plus it rained so the night overall sucked, next week however will be fucking awesome.

Well, that was boring.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It's all good, i got my new job that i start on monday, 12 hour shifts. so after all that work, friday will be niiice.

They should look shitty. I got them from some online gormet dog food service. ^-^

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

i loved them

Aaaah. What I meant by shitty was that they really look like someone took dog shit and formed into cute shapes.

Kinda like how biped was made.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm glad to hear that you think I'm cutely-shaped.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

turd cake is my favorite.

my mom got me a cake and she came to my room with it and all the girls started singing happy birthday and i was thinking "stfu you fuckers". I ended up blowing out two candles and said "hey, look how many girlfriends i have!"