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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

While donning their ceremonial attire for another year's initiation, the noble gentlemen of Lambda Lambda Lambda reflected on their fraternity's proud tradition, and also took a moment to wonder how exactly their house got a reputation for being... you know... that way.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Bob: "Hey Dan!"
Dan: "Hey Bob!"
Bob: "We're gay now aren't we?"
Bob: "We sure as hell are!"

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No.

Alright, who's been snoopin' around my porn collection?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Just one more picture... open wide and say money shot!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bob the dope dealer almost had a heart attack the day he found out that his "pets" were actually undercover narcs.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Guy on right: "Shit! Now I've been photographed and everyone will know I faked my own death and have been wearing stupid costumes to throw people off my track!"

Guy on left: "Holy shit! I'm getting my picture taken with Andy Kaufman!"

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

MikeyG, right, and his lover, at their marriage ceremony at Fushia Point, MA. last Sunday.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Apparently Google. ^-^ I was searching out random crap, and thats what popped up when I searched "happy boy".

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The Easter Bunny enjoys ham.

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Blue is the color of victory.

neighborhood of make believe residents bob dog and donkey hodie share a moment of bereavement at fred rogers's star-studded wake.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Sad how a three-dollar outfit and a latex addition to their underwear was enough to slip them into the Playboy mansion.

Jes, you hit the nail on the head. The only thing you neglected to mention was that the guy on the left is Tommy Gallacher.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.