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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Geez! Optimus really let himself go.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"I'd transform into a truck, but I locked my keys in myself."

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Poop.

Undaunted by the Family Feud curse, Louie Anderson began a new chapter in his life as Optimus at the Transformers Dinner Theatre in Orlando Florida today. When asked for his first impressions of Cybertron, Anderson conceded that Jeff Bridges doesn't even return his instant messages.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Optimus Prime Rib.

George often ate so much Japanese food that he had to wear the restaurant home.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.