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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

No matter how you try you can never seem to get that "Annoying Snot".

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Poo perhaps?

Oops.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Actor Sean Connery demonstrates the proper technique for eye mucus removal at a recent cocker spaniel convention in downtown Los Angeles. The James Bond themed seminar, entitled "For Your Doggy Eyes Only", attracted nearly 1,400 curious canines, none of which seemed to catch the Sheena Easton reference.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

"Sean, how many times have I told you not to pick your nose and now look what you've done! You've gone and poked your eye out."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"Holy shit! What's that on the ceiling up there?"

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Poop.

"AHHHHHH!!!! WHY DID I DO THIS????"

"Look! An airplane!" Allen exclaimed excitedly. But --oops!-- he had pointed too fast, and forgotten to move his head out of the way first.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.