^^; This woulda been up 4 days sooner had I actually remembered to check the WW thread. >_>;; My apologies.

This contest's featured flavor:

World's Worst Thing to Say to a Feminist

I'll judge sometime next week.

So strip away!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

WW 20: More like FemiNAZIS. ROFL RUSH LIMBAUGH! by Gabu 6-20-04

1920 was easily the worst year in human history. Somehow women convinced politicians that they were actually citizens. Hi. I'll have a small pepperoni pizza and a Diet Coke, wench. I'm the general manager. Hello, Mrs. NooniePuuBunny.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Bad things to say to Ms Maura by Spankling 6-20-04

I'm so glad you ladies have lost that thin body hangup and have started exposing your plump bellies again! Are you gonna have kids or would you rather go through life unfullfilled? I'm sure there's a nice man out there who would be happy to call you his own.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

WW 20: Fe-persons No Likey Hear This Things by biped 6-20-04

So, do you have sex whenever you want? Or do you have to wait for some kind of bovine mating season? Would you mind checking your armpit hair? I've lost my hamster. Wow! A foul-smelling, butt-ugly hag -- AND a feminist! Who'd have ever guessed?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW: Never gonna say to a femminist. by JESUSSANDWICH 6-21-04

Is it ok if I use your boobs as a juicer. Man sufferage is terrible. Honk honk!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

WW 20: The Absolute Worst Things To Say to a Feminist by possums 6-21-04

No bra! I like that in a bitch. why yes i am fond of rapping undfer age gerls. Suck my nuts!

Not wise by Spankling 6-21-04

A woman's right to choose? Yes. Let me ask you something? Yes? When was the last time you decided what to eat at Wendy's in under 30 minutes? Maybe his death could be considered a late-term abortion.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

WW thing to say to a feminist by xxausrottenxx 6-22-04

feminist eh? so that means you have sex with other women

i didnt know everyone was using the same character as the male, whoops

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For the record, I've never said two of these yet:

WW XX - Feminists by r2_d2 6-24-04

Y'know how we could solve the problem of your flat chest?  Getting you knocked up. Look, bitch, either get in the kitchen or lose the slacks.  It's 5:00 and I gotta eat something. I have something you don't have! Yeah, a six-figure salary.

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Please don't judge me by this cartoon:

World's Worst Contest - Worst thing to say to a Feminist. by ClashTheStampede 6-24-04

It's sexist that all the men in this company make more than me! I'm being discriminated against! Really? I thought it was because all the men have college degrees, whereas you dropped out of high school... That and you always use improper grammar. I'm burning my bra as a sign that I will not be bound by male-imposed ideas of women's clothing! That's fine with me. I didn't think your boobs were big enough to warrant one, anyways. ... and that's why women need to band together and engage in these protests to express their political views openly... Your boobies bounce a little when you talk.

WW 20: Hey! Let's piss off some feminists! by biped 6-24-04

Would you help me find my cat, please? I'm hoping the tuna-like stench from your cunt will draw it out of hiding. GASP!!! I hope you're not hiring a new secretary simply on the basis of looks. Certainly not. I'm hiring on the basis of how well you can deep-throat my cock and gargle my balls. Hey! Are you undressing me with your eyes, you sexist pervert? No. I'm imagining what you would look like if you were wearing pigtails and yodeling up a cow's asshole.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW #20: Not much R.E.S.P.E.C.T. by lukket 6-26-04

Why aren't feminists ever feminine? How do you know a blonde has used your PC? There's correcting fluid on the screen! If you flirt with the judge, we may have a chance of winning this case.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

WW 20: Some Politically Incorrect Title by kaufman 6-26-04

Your tickets to Amsterdam are booked. And remember, in Holland, if you feel yourself getting wet, no one will mind you putting your finger in a nearby dike. I found a speaker for next month's Women's Club meeting who really made her way up in a man's world. Her name's Phyllis Schlafley. Ja, bayerhund das oder die Flipperwald gerschput! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

!!Warning!!

Judgement is tomarrow.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Okay. I've sifted through the results (and the apologies ^-^) and I've come up with my decision. Although all were statements that would have gotten their owner a punch in the mouth, I can only choose one winner.

3rd place goes to Possums for the statement in the first and third panels of his comic. (The blatant squirrel/nuts joke always makes me chuckle)

2nd place goes to ClashTheStampede for the statement in the third panel of his comic. (I'm still giggling)

And finally...the winner.

1st place goes to Spankling for his comic "Not Wise".

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

This just goes to show, kids. Clean living, and submitting to violent fistings, is still a winning combination.

I'll be posting a contest as soon as I stop walking funny.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet