I personally think Edward G. Robinson would be the best Batman yet.
"Maah, ya take the Batmobile, Robin, see?"
"Don't pull no funny stuff, see? Maah, I know it'll be hard, what with ya bein' the Joker and all."
Mmyers, you look kind of like Michael Madsen + Steve Buscemi + Michael Keaton. The sandwiches really make you look more like MK.