Survivor 777: No One Is Immune by AtheistDiary 5-30-04

Ma' main problem is this bum is lazy! Ever try to get this cracka's azz motivated? Tha' lazy ass just hangs around all day doin' nothin'! He just thinks he's SO COOL with his dang wine and surfing trick. Ah always believed in 'im, but he's too critical of what I like to do. I must agree ... for the children ... The tribe has spoken. Jesus has been voted off the island. You're all SO going to Hell!

Jesus Christ Reality Star by AtheistDiary 5-31-04

Temptation Island Are my lil thong panties kinky enough for you? Try doing circle jerks out in the middle of the desert with a whore and 12 men. Then we'll talk, babe.

Jesus Christ Reality Star 2 by AtheistDiary 5-31-04

The Christbournes SHARRROOOON! I'm tha' prince of fuckin' peace! I dun need teh deal wit' dog crap on da floor! Oh, Jeezzy, you're so adorable when you're too drugged up to save the lepers.

Jesus Christ Reality Star 3 by AtheistDiary 5-31-04

On an All New Family Business I know this is a Seymore Christ movie, but get off your fuckin' high horse! Even *MY* ticker isn't strong enough to film THAT shit! Are those chicks blowing bubble gum out their assholes?

Jesus Christ Reality Star 4 by AtheistDiary 5-31-04

Christ Millionaire I'm not really a millionaire ... If he says he's just a lowly carpenter's son, I am SO gunna deck him in the goo-goo's

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Jesus Christ Reality Star 5 by AtheistDiary 5-31-04

MTV Cribs YO YO! Welcome to my SWEET pimped out crib! Over here I gotz my special pile a hay. Big ups to mah farmers fo dis gift, yo! And over here ... What the fuck?

Jesus Christ Reality Star 6 by AtheistDiary 5-31-04

The Simple Life I'm PARIS HILTON and I don't have to do anything I don't want to! Alright, then why don't you make like your video tape and blow me.

Jesus Christ Reality Star 7 by AtheistDiary 5-31-04

HAHA! No, no, you're not dying for the sins of man! You just got PUNK'D! WHAT THE ... ?? *sigh* Another one pissed off Jesus. Right this way, sir.

Jesus Christ Reality Star 8 by AtheistDiary 5-31-04

Queer Eye for the Savior That loin cloth is so not metro-sexual! If you even think about touching me there, I'll fill your intestines with cricket turds.

Jesus Christ Reality Star 9 by AtheistDiary 6-21-04

The Apprentice YOU'RE FIRED!â„¢ AAAIIIIEEEEE!!! heh heh ... he said 'fire'

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Jesus Christ Reality Star 10 by AtheistDiary 6-21-04

Crossing Over with John Edwards I'm getting something ... your father's name starts with a 'G'. He's a powerful authoritarian figure and did a lot of big things that effected this world. Gee, what tipped ya off, Einstein?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Excellent. #6 is my favorite.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Jesus Christ Reality Star 11 by AtheistDiary 6-22-04

STOP STOP STOP! Please be a personal savior for my ears and stop singing in that ungodly tone. I've heard better singing from mentally retarded devil worshippers. American Idol HOLY CRAP! Just be glad Kaddar didn't submit a giant buttplug character.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Fantastic. Survivor 777 and Queer Eye for the Savior are my favourites.

I have to register another vote of excellence for Queer Eye for the Saviour. Good stuff!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

wow, those were hilarious!

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Jesus Christ Reality Star 9.

Funny!
Good job.