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AtheistDiary
Anal sex is a big pain in the ass.
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| This guy's gonna try to sodomize me at any moment. I have to keep alert. | |
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| Hey, I know you have feelings for me, but I don't want you to spear me in the ass, alright? | |
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| You shouldn't have got me all excited by making me play "Joust." | |
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| And here's the code to unlock the male dancer in the Britney Spears game: up, down, up, down, up, down, and when you see the hole, go in. | |
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| And before you even say it, just because I play the Britney Spears game, and know the male dancer code, doesn't mean I'm gay! | |
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| Yeah know, not EVERY thought I have is about homosexuality. Geez, I was just thinking that I've got this friend named TOBOR that you really should-- | |
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| I'll give him a head start while I look for my sterling silver anal beads. | |
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Thank you, folks, and remember, we're also avalable for bar mitzvas and children's parties
--- "AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)
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