Having to choose a winner out of such a great collection of comics is a painful experience, so I'm just going to get it over with.
Honorable mention: newportlocal for creative use of the rules and maddog00 for some great "Dog On Ball" usage.
Fifth place: niteowl for "SC Home Shopping Network" because it made me wish I could really buy some of the stuff in it.
Fourth place: kaufman for "Spelling Bee for the Tourette's-Afflicted" for funniest use of the "Why, you big, fat asshole" rule.
Third place: possums for "Kape Kaufman" because of a good screenplay and excellent guest stars.
Second place: mmyers for the utterly delightful "Bull and Matador." The theme song kept making me think of the "Salt and Snail" theme song.
First place: EvilZak for "I will gouge out your eyes and spinoff you" because the punchline literally made me laugh out loud. Congratulations!
[Click to view comic: 'I will gouge out your eyes and spinoff you']
Great comics, everybody!
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
