I was bored when I made these, and I didn't feel like coming up with any punchlines, or any actual humor of any kind, and I felt like posting them anyway, so if you read them and don't like them, then it's your fault.

Bridging The Communication Gap by biped 7-09-04

Flippy-flam -- "BLAM" -- bobbigoggle dippy sam. Flippy snark -- my Wolf Man just "goo-gooed." FLIPPY-FLAM -- "BLAM" -- BOBBIGOGGLE DIPPY SAM! Floppy marf -- woofy "goo-goo" blarf! SMAFFY SMURP!!! BLARF!!! BLARF!!! GOO-GARF!!!

Bridging The Communication Gap 2 by biped 7-09-04

I want..."have sex"...with your wife. You want to what with my who? Err...my English not so good...ehh, I want..."have sex"...with your...ehh...wife. OH! YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE! Darn it, I wish they'd hurry up and finish having sex. I'm hungry for dinner. AAAAH!!! AAAAAH!!! EHHHHH!!! UNNNGGGHHH!!!

Bridging The Communication Gap 3 by biped 7-09-04

Woof! Woof! What's that, girl? There's a chipmunk trapped in the old abandoned mine shaft? Woof! Woof! Oh no! I have to get help! We've got to go save the little chipmunk! Good doggy! "Chipmunk"? I was just trying to tell him that there's a huge cum stain on the crotch of his pants.

Bridging The Communication Gap 4 by biped 7-09-04

Honey, where's that other case of beer I bought today? Don, you're drinking too much beer! And I don't like it when you drink too much beer! But I like to get drunk sometimes, and have fun with "the guys"! WELL! You're certainly not "GETTING ANY" tonight, MISTER! Don...if you send "the guys" home RIGHT NOW and come to bed, I'll let you have sex with me... Nope! Go fuck yourself!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That was interesting. The third one was possibly the most interesting.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It was nice of you to say "interesting" instead of "crap."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thats because it wasn't crap. It was very absurd and interesting. It made me laugh and yet confused me greatly.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The first one reminds me of the lunch scene in Billy Madison were Adam Sandler starts talking giberish. GOBELDY GOOP!

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Get Your War On

That was highly amusing and I am glad that it was not elaborated upon as to how one gets a huge cum stain on their pants crotch without knowing.

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Blue is the color of victory.

AND, it's semi-autobiographical.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.