Anyone have anything to say not relating to birthdays/births/deaths/weddings/lost dogs, etc?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Actually, with the exception of birthdays, all are acceptable reasons for making new threads.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

There was a couple people born today. It's true.

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Poop.

Well, my neighbor's little rat... erm... *cough* I mean DOG was lost this morning. I was wondering if any of you have stuffed it up your... I mean, seen it anywhere.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'd like to say I sawed it in half with a chainsaw and then tossed the two bloody halves through a nursery school window, but actually I haven't seen it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Damn. Well, if you do see it, please do the afore-mentioned. I'll tell my neighbor we saw it in a nursery just before I came to tell her.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

General Discussion=Personals? Sweet.

Hot, sexy 28 y.o. male looking for discreet encounter with beautiful and willing woman 13-89. Hobbies include wrestling Cyclops, smoking weed while watching AbFab, and making "comics" about an ass-raping robot. Also enjoy long walks on beach, blow jobs.

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I has a flavor!

Jenny is a ho-bag.

Dial 1-900-909-JEFF or 1-800-MIX-A-LOT.

Baby got back!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Large/in charge 15 y.o. male, 11 STD's, four unidentifiable sores. Enjoys Fellini and shaving rabbits. Will join you for long walks on beds of hot coal. No phony alimony charges, please.

Very large 22 year old feminist seeking male rape victim of same age. Interests include computer programming, world domination, and domination over men in bed. Will share long walks in secluded areas with new statistic as well as her spiked dildo with her victim's supple ass. Contact information as well as waiting-lists listed on website.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

White 18-year-old male looking for female companion. Enjoys computer programming and drawing, unless that's not what you like, in which case he enjoys whatever you like. Very lonely. No, I mean seriously, very lonely. VERY lonely. TALK TO ME!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IF YOU'RE FEMALE TALK TO ME

thx

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Blue is the color of victory.

Have you done a cavity check on Alice yet?

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Dial 1-900-909-JEFF

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Rimjobs needed.

Please phone 555-739-5288

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Poop.

or 1-800-RIM-JOBS.

It might be real. Don't call it.

You could always try 1-800-STEVE-JOBS.

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Blue is the color of victory.

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or 1-800-RIM-JOBS.

It might be real. Don't call it.

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