Tell me why it is that the granmother is the most bangable of the three (by a good margin as well, not that I wouldn't turn down young Riley... In fact, just give me all three for a multi-generation rock-around-the-clock orgy fest of sandwich action)?

But seriously, old Priscilla blows the other two away. And she's like what, pushing 60 now or something? More?

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They all look like mildly annoyed drag queens. Or is that this fall's "look"?

Seriously... look at the jawlines on those broads, man.

They look like linebackers with nice tits.

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Lisa Marie, yes, I agree. And the runt as well.

But Priscilla doesn't have any of the fat Elvis gene in her, thank God. And she's twelve different types of fiiinnneee....

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Priscilla always had a hot body and great legs.

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Nice legs, shame about the face.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'd bang them all, jointly or severally, in the trailer park of your choosing, at the hour of your choosing, on national television if you insisted.

Not that I have been offered this option.

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I used to want to bang Priscilla, but her face is really falling apart. I'd probably toss Lisa Marie if she wasn't so angry-looking all the time. The other one is just weird.

But yes, they all look like linebackers with tits. Good to have you whatever you are, bunner.

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You two are insane. You KNOW the last thing you'd be thinking is "oh her face is a little disheveled" if you had the least snowball's chance of porking any one of them. You'd have your pants around your ankles and be hopping toward the bedroom faster than I could say "who wants to pork a Presley."

Unless your testicles are shrunken vestiges of human reproductive organs.

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I didn't say I'd kick them out of bed now, did I? I might kick the granny out because she seriously gives me the creeps. I thought she was at the height of her beautiful oldness right after the Naked Gun movies. Now she looks like a cyborg.

And I also don't remember saying I wouldn't have sex with a linebacker with tits.

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You'd bang any of them like a pair of garage sale bongos. And so would bunner. Don't lie to me.

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I would let them give me a tag-team blowjob while I was watching TV.

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I would make Lisa Marie and her daughter go down on each other while I plugged one of them in her unoccupied orifice.

Can I get an amen?

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Hey, if they're gonna dress up like whores on the cover of a national magazine, this is the kind of talk they should expect.

I'm very proud of all of us.

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Now for the serious questions...

Priscilla says you can bang all three of them at the same time, but there's a catch.... Elvis Presley's skeleton (still in that white, rhinestone jumpsuit) has to sit in a rocking chair in the corner of the room and watch.

Well, would you still do them, punk? Huh?! Would you?!?

Fuck it. I would still bang them like screen doors in a storm. :-P

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Hell, let's throw ol' Elvis inta the mix. That oughtta freaky things up real nice.

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I'd have sex with a pair of bongos.
Two bongos + me = 3way
I'm not afraid to say it.

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