I rarely make series comics, so I thought I'd post this. Look at me! Look at me! I can keep a train of thought for longer than 2 minutes!

What Happens In Mexico: Exit Strategy by AccentuateNegative 8-27-04

My brother offered up his vacation home in Mexico for my bachelor party, so we'll have a nice relaxing weekend. Even by Mexican standards, his bachelor party was an epic weekend of debauchery. Aren't you afraid he's going to subject you to a bunch of skanky whores? In case things get out of hand, your job is to make sure he doesnt. You'll be my watch-fag. Okay, I got your back. Just don't get any ideas.

What Happens In Mexico: Two Men Enter by AccentuateNegative 8-29-04

Are you hungry? Yeah--let's drive a little further and find a restaurant. Why not here? You know what this place reminds me of? Bartertown? You know me too well.

What Happens In Mexico: Try The Clams by AccentuateNegative 8-29-04

My brother wants to go into that strip club over there. Hmmm. It's okay if you don't want to go in--we'll do something else. No, I knew I was coming down here for a bachelor party. I'm more than willing to participate in all the fun. Would it help if I bought you a lap dance? It might help me act more gay.

What Happens In Mexico: For Display Purposes Only by AccentuateNegative 8-29-04

Come een, buddy! We got the girls for joo. Joo got any weapons, señor? Sólo en mis pantalones, Paco, y que lo no es para las señoritas.

What Happens In Mexico: Anticipation by AccentuateNegative 8-29-04

We're the only guys in here, and those two are gay. Don't worry, bro, as soon as the strippers come out, they'll start doing all sorts of nasty shit. How long do you think we'll have to wait for them to come out? Who cares...how long do you think it's been since they cleaned that pole?

What Happens In Mexico: Eternity by AccentuateNegative 8-29-04

ALL RIGHT GUYS, WELCOME TO THE STAGE: MERCEDES!!!!! Finally. WHOOOOOOOO!!!!! On a dark desert highway... Cool wind in my hair... Can you believe straight people strip to this song? As if this song didn't already seem to go on forever.

What Happens In Mexico: Money Laundering by AccentuateNegative 8-29-04

I can't believe you bought a table dance for the gay guys. Maybe I'll change them. I can't believe you stuck a dollar there. I'd go wash my hands if I thought the water was any cleaner down here.

What Happens In Mexico: Discretion by AccentuateNegative 8-29-04

I can't believe you dragged me into a gay bar. After enduring that skanky strip club, you sort of deserve it. What if some guy hits on me. Don't worry--that's not going to happen. But some guy hit on you two seconds after we walked in. Yeah, but look at me!

What Happens In Mexico: Many Happy Returns by AccentuateNegative 8-29-04

Where's my brother? Around the corner. What's he doing? Making Mexico beautiful. How? By puking in the alley.

Ja-ja! Los comicos para mi comida!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I've already told you but I'll tell you again: I was blown away that you were able to make a stripper pole. Prepare for a ton of series about stripping.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Once again you remind me that you're one of my favourites! :)

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