"I can't believe this! I's just diggin around today and I sensed more vibes than I've felt in weeks, so I go on up and I grab hold of it. It put up a big ol' fight, and just when I thought I's gonna pull 'em under, that old thing just up'n ripped one of my tongues plumb outta my mouth. Sonufabitch, that hurts!"
Funny thing is, after the third movie, they ran out of ideas for the graboids, so they just set it in the wild west instead.
I never finished watching that movie.
--- Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.