Jeff, Jim and Jesus by Jorgen 9-08-04

You shouldn't be holding those nails. Why? Behind you. Hmm? Oh, sorry big guy. DO YOU MIND?!?

Jeff, Jim and Jesus 2 by Jorgen 9-08-04

I didn't mean to brandish my nails in front of you. Yeah, well, I'm sensitive to that sort of thing. Why don't you try them yourself and see how that feels? That hurt. Now I will teach you how to sleep for three days straight!

Jeff, Jim and Jesus 3 by Jorgen 9-08-04

So, first you lay down nice and flat on these stones. Uh... Jesus... What I do is count sheep, that always seems to work, what with me being a shepherd and all... Uh... Jesus... What, what is it? I think the circulation in my brain is cutting off.

Jeff, Jim and Jesus 4 by Jorgen 9-08-04

Oh yeah, you're not a divine spirit, are you? No, I guess not. Can you take this nail out of my head now? No can do, son, my hands are stuck here. Well that's just fantastic. TO BE CONTINUED? How about you, guy standing behind me, can you help? *GASP!!!*

Jeff, Jim and Jesus 5 by Jorgen 9-08-04

AH! It is Satan, my old arch-nemesis! So, Jesus, wandering the earth so you can make some more converts?!? Yeah, like I need more than the two billion I've got! Shut up! I've got Cradle of Filth on my side! This is why I hate organized religion.

I dont know what happend to Jim after the first comic.

Do you li ke?

;( no one responds.

I liked the last one best.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

I thought it was pretty creative stuff myself.

I lieked it liek.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

And here are some more.

Jeff, Jim and Jesus 6 by Jorgen 9-11-04

Hey. How'd Jesus Lessons go? Not good. Can you get this nail out of my head? What happened? Well, Jesus got distracted and then Satan came and they started feuding and... Something has to be done about this! Can you please get this fucking nail out of my head now?!

Jeff, Jim and Jesus 7 by Jorgen 9-11-04

Jesus and Satan! Cut this mess out right now! pant, pant, pant... I'm sorry, Jim, but I can't stop fighting! He's my arch nemesis! What about your father you were always in the shadow of? SHUT UP!!!

Jeff, Jim and Jesus 8 by Jorgen 9-11-04

How'd it go? Pretty good. I got them to agree to sit down and talk about it over some milkshakes. WHAT?! Yeah, in fact, they should be at the Johnny Rockets right now... THE END This is a delicious milkshake! For Christ's shake!

I apologize if anyone takes offense to the next one.

Climax by Jorgen 9-11-04

And now... ...for the climax of our story. UHHHHHHHH!!!! YEAH!!!!! I THINK I'M GONNA...

In one it appears you have made use of the slight possibility that stickman could, in fact, be holding the hammer in that manner because that is how he picked it up, and the image is actually an imagined capture of stickman right before he is going to turn the hammer 180 degrees on its vertical axis and pry OUT the nail!

GENIUS!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

i really liked those comics, not as much as i like mikey's ass, but i liked them, good work!

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I don't mean to be rude, but do you think you guys could rate me?