Me and my brother watched LXG a few weeks ago, here's what I thought of it.

The League of Suspension Of Disbelief by Fuj 9-10-04

Once upon a time You have been chosen my friend to represent the earth in a monumental battle against the worlds most feared terrorist syndicate the"buttock faced ghostmen of the apocolypse" In a land far away To complete your task I have assigned yea a deadly task force compromising some of the most revered and unique individuals of our time..introducing.... not far away enough however.... A young Professor Stephen Hawkings! BoW BeFoRe My SuPeRiOr InTeLlEcT AnD InSatIabLe LiBiDo!

L.S.D 2 by Fuj 9-10-04

Tiger Woods!!!.....(tiger woods!?!) negative thoughts wont help your putting. Think straight. Focus. Live the dream.. The paperclip from Windows!?!! Click on me! I appear frequently to remind you that, contrary to your own belief, your still a useless fuck at computers! thats right I said fuck!!.. in this world I tell it how it is G. What? Guinan from Star Trek!! BUT YOURE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER PLAYED BY WHOOPI GOLDBERG! You remember me in Jumping Jack Flash? those where the times. Im lucky to get a slot in a B-movie porn nowadays.

L.S.D 3 by Fuj 9-10-04

Mr. Darcy?! from Pride & Prejudice? Mr Darcy indeed!! this is starting to take the piss.. Indutably....

L.S.D 4 by Fuj 9-10-04

Right. Ive had enough! wheres the guy who sent me on this mission in the first place! Woof! Think straight! Focus! Live the dream! And so... Look Ive seen that film League of extraordinary whatever and quite frankly it was pants! But Im smart enough to relise that, like the film, youre probably some evil super villian in disguise!! Aha! he's a smart one little does he relise Im actually ... Now what?

L.S.D 5 by Fuj 9-10-04

Somewhere in the planes betwixt good, evil, Chaotic Neutral and +1 lawfull chaotic goodly evil.... What the Fu...? okay, so youve seen the matrix? yes I know Im usually the all knowing oracle in the form of an afro carribean lady but I got tired of that guise and I really think I suit fur. The guy who sent you on this "extra-ordinary" mission is indeed a being of great evil. You alone can vanquish him.. however! You cannot do this alone! You've just totally contradicted yourself. Also Im finding this "Godly squirrel" thing a difficult concept to grasp.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

L.S.D 6 by Fuj 9-10-04

How about this? slightly too reverant. this? No. Hmm? Look dude I was into Kurt Cobain in a big way admittedly but that was 10 freakin years ago!

L.S.D 7 by Fuj 9-10-04

BLEH!! AHHH! Meh... You're not even trying anymore are you? Forget appearances! Dont you relise the fate of the world rests on your shoulders!? I cannot fortell the future nor can I change the past however I can tell you this... You must seek your spirit guide

L.S.D 8 by Fuj 9-10-04

And so.... Jes some squirrel told me I had to "seek my spirit guide" to defeat the mystery man of doom and... and.... You woke me up for this shit!? wait... spirit guide?

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

I liked this series. I also liked LXG.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was one of the most formulaic, testing-the-boundaries-of-suspension-of-disbelief piece of overbudgeted, underproduced, pseudoliterary flotsam I have ever tried really hard not to vomit after seeing.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Those are some of the main reasons I liked it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I liked bits of LXG, but they were generally the 1st 20 minutes, then the bits where I was looking at the bottom of a vodka & coke.

The strips were alright.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I finished it, allegedly Brad is gonna make me a donor so I can fix the mistakes.

L.S.D 9 by Fuj 9-12-04

So... please Absinthe? Meanwhile... Where the hell is he? three hours later He! Do you remember the time we went to that planet of door people and I slept with that foxy female door? he he he hic!! That was half an hour ago.. and that was the door store... and that *was* a door!!

L.S.D. 10 by Fuj 9-12-04

Elsewhere Aha! my plan for world domination draws to a close, though I cant help but feel uneasy at the fact that no one has tried to stop me... Back in the realm betwixt etc. etc. What the hell is taking him so long? I told him to find his spirit guide not reserrect Jesus! (damn I knew I should have appeared as Beyonce Knowles.. He would have sold his liver if I'd asked him to) Somewhere in England.. yes. More Slivovice?

L.S.D 11 by Fuj 9-12-04

Back in the realm of yada yada yada. Well.. the fate of the world is all but over and Im stuck here in a dimension that doesnt even have anything to forage for... unless I secrete my feces behind some wormholes and pretend there acorns.. Meanwhile In an untouched part of England.. I cant help but think there was something i should have been doing..but what... The purple chartreuse is just about done.. Cinzano? Fin... BLAH! WA-HA-HA-HAAA!

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!