I've decided to start making comics again, feel free to read my older ones (from the start).

Flat 22a: Kevin's Suicide - part one by Choobychooby 9-22-04

Okay, that's it, I'm throwing myself off this bridge. I have nothing to live for. No-one can change my mind. Especially since I've been up here for 8 hours. and my mom drove me here.

Flat 22a: Kevin's Suicide - part two by Choobychooby 9-22-04

Yep, here I go. What the...? Are you my gaurdian angel? I'm just here to steal your pants.

Flat 22a: Kevin's Suicide - part three by Choobychooby 9-22-04

Okay, I'm joking, I AM your gaurdian angel... I'm here to make sure you know what a difference you made to the world before you do something like kill yourself. Oh my God, if I hadn't been born the world would have been destroyed? Nah, I just accidentally set us down in a Glasgow housing estate.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Flat 22a: Kevin's Suicide - part four by Choobychooby 9-22-04

Here's your wife, having never met you she walks the street with Homeless Dave... Is that because she never found true love? Looking for business? Nah, she found true love several times over, she just didn't have the divorce settlement to feed her coke habit. *sssssssniff* sssssslurp!

Flat 22a: Kevin's Suicide - part five by Choobychooby 9-22-04

This is your therapist's basement, without the extra business you gave him he couldn't build the pool room he wanted. This is the watercooler at work, without you to mock, no-one stands around the poor thing. Note the graffitti about you is gone? Mr Jenkins' hardware store went bust without the spraypaint sales.

Flat 22a: Kevin's Suicide - part six by Choobychooby 9-22-04

Without you Kevin Jnr never had any presents under his tree at Christmas. Wait a minute, without me there wouldn't even BE a Kevin Jnr! You never got those blood tests, did you? daddy!

Flat 22a: Kevin's Suicide - the end by Choobychooby 9-22-04

Okay, I'm confused, how is this supposed to stop me from killing myself? Look how much everyone has benefitted from your awful existence, why must you be so selfish and cut it short now? Those ungrateful bastards, that's it, I'm doing it! *splash* Every time a loser dies, an angel gets his wings!

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

I'm not sure if I can wait until next March for another series of strips from Chooby.

After reading your comics I drank a bottle of bleach. Then I placed you on my favorites list. Next came another bottle of bleach.

The
End

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Get Your War On

Choobychooby is like a fine box of wine.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Choobychooby only makes comics when he's depressed. I told him all the alcohol in the world had turned to Patchouli Oil. That seemed to have done the trick.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.