Jalepeno

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Get Your War On

Casino patrons clamoured for refunds after watching what many described as the worst Elvis impersonator ever.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Poor guy. He flushed while seated and of course his crank got stuck in the swirl. When he tried to pull free the yanked the toilet off the wall and busted his head on the far wall.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It was back to the old drawing board again for the "Virtual Jet Fighter Action Toilet."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

In loo of the recent autopsy as well as the crime scene photos, it appears that death seems to have been caused by shitting his brains out.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

And the Kaufman-channeling award goes to...

And the Kaufman-channeling award goes to...

o_o Do you think he'll be mad that I snuck into his brain while I destracted him with that raspberry muffin?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Mmmmmmmmmm, raspberry.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

hahaha, look at him, he's not wearing any underpants

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

No way I'm drawing a chalk outline around that.

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What others say about boorite!

How many times do I have to tell you? Never take a sleeping pill and laxative at the same time!

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"Nihilism makes me smile."