I realize it's been done before, in different forums and what not, but it's about time it was done again.

I want to pay tribute to boinky33. He's been here for two years now and he's contributed a lot, humor-wise, to this site. Who doesn't love boinky?

Boinky33! by MikeyG 9-28-04

boinky33 is the kid that Michael Jackson says isn't his son in Billie Jean. boinky33 is really just a poor upgrade from boinky32. boinky33 has an addiction to eating sequins and dried glue chunks. boinky33 made it hard for Tigger to get an acting job outside of Winnie the Pooh. boinky33 stapled "Lost" posters of himself all over the telephone poles in his neighborhood. boinky33 is believe to have pioneered the "one nostril at a time" method of blowing your nose.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I hate the little bitch.

More Boinky33! by biped 9-28-04

boinky33 paints black velvet portraits of kitty cat turds and donates them to the Red Cross. boinky33 serves his own boogers to wealthy dinner guests and tells them it's Beluga caviar. boinky33 stuffs his underwear with lunch meat and tells homeless people that he's a "human buffet." boinky33 invades live public-access TV shows and re-enacts Road Runner cartoons with his genitals. boinky33 likes to pretend that he's Luke Skywalker and that big, sweaty fat guys are Death Stars. boinky33 likes to visit the maternity ward and juggle newborn babies in front of their horrified parents.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

boinky33 Reloaded by ivytheplant 9-28-04

boinky33 uses holy water to make Kool-aid. boinky33 caused a massive near-extinction of the human population 74,000 years ago. boinky33 has caused God to kill more puppies than the entire 14-35 age group put together. boinky33 is why Jews can't eat shellfish. boinky33 has terrified nuns since the dawn of time. boinky33 knows no bounds.

Interlude by Zaster 9-28-04

Boinky33 sucks! Yeah, fuck that guy! Cough! Ahem. Sorry... a little bout of distemper, there. We're better now.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

boinky33. by JESUSSANDWICH 10-01-04

boinky33 is the reason they cancelled Full House. boinky33 once ate an entire bucket of brine shrimp. boinky33 has a colon tan. boinky33 was arrested for burning down euro-disneyland. boinky is made of nothing but flouro-carbons boinky33 is responsible for the death of the mastadon.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

boinky33 makes me fuzzy in my no-no spot.

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Get Your War On

Who are you? MAKE A FREAKING COMIC!

Boinky33 From Outer Space by biped 10-03-04

boinky33 once jacked off a woodchuck at a Tupperware party. boinky33 thinks meatloaf is something cows do on their day off. boinky33 once ate fifteen supreme pizzas and then shit Dean Martin records for two days. boinky33 thinks Cher Bono is something that stingy people don't do with their Bonos. boinky33 loves little baby ducks, old pickup trucks, coffee when it's black, and crack. boinky33 can only have a bowel movement if he's reading "Little Lulu" comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.