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Poop.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The Empress' lesser-known sister, Catherine the Glorp.

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I just can't top that.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

"Wow... you're hung like Zaster."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Shirley never quite understood what her mother meant by "A horse can be a very sensual experience for a young girl".

In fact, the city founders commissioned a large statue of Shirley and her horse, themed upon her clueless early teen years on mom's horse farm.

"Oh, Shirly", her mother would weep... "for fuck's sake you RIDE it, you don't BLOW it!" as she drove by.

Poor Shirley's mum.

Shirley never married.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Gallant grooms the horse and feeds it sugar cubes. Goofus furiously manipulates the horse's penis until it ejaculates.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

After getting a warm load of horse gravy in the eye, Mary first feared that people might discover her little indiscretions.

"I'll tell them I got pink eye", she began to think. But that train of thought led to even worse fears.

"Is it possible to get ocular syphilis? I know where Ender's horse has been!"

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Willlllllbuuurrrrr! Wanna make it a three-way?

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