FEAST!!!! FEAST!!! DAMNED BE THE ONES WHO EAT YOUR FLESH!!! THEY ARE THE DAMNED, AND THEIR FLESH IS DAMNED!!! GRAAARGGGG!!!

Right, so here's the deal: You have to make a series of comics that play out as soap operas. That's it.

Oh, and bonus points if one of your comics contains the phrase, "Boy, I sure do hate phlegm." However, if you use it more than once, I'll kills ya.

CC: Gays of our lives by JESUSSANDWICH 10-07-04

Last time on: Passion For You Boy I sure do hate phelgm.

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Soapy 5 by fzh 10-08-04

I'm better! Who am I? I'm still alive. WHAT!? Boy, I sure do hate phlegm.

That's creative as hell, fzh. Gotta cut me off a slice of that for my sig!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I have to admit that I hate it when someone presents a great entry in the first few posts of the thread, but goodness christ that was some funny shit.

Are old comics ok?

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fzh, that was pretty damn good.

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No.

This is why I hate it when someone blows away the competition at the beginning... no one else enters.

Come on! Someone out there can do it! ObiJo or Kaufman could probably take this theme and create the next Cowboy Physics! ARGH!!!

No.

This is why I hate it when someone blows away the competition at the beginning... no one else enters.

Come on! Someone out there can do it! ObiJo or Kaufman could probably take this theme and create the next Cowboy Physics! ARGH!!!

^_^ I have something planned. However with my schedule, it will take a while, so pleeze dont cut off early.

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If old comics were ok I could have posted an old 200 comic series but I guess I'll have to make a new one. With 500 comics.

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was going to skip this one, as series comics are not my forte, but here's a threetay anyway since I came up with a fitting soap-opera device for interjecting the phlegm bit.

CC261: All My Cliches (1) by seattlesque 10-09-04

Let me introduce myself! I'm your evil twin, the one who drugged your husband. He made love to me thinking he was you! Actually that WAS me! What?!? I drugged you as well. You see, I've looked into the hospital records, and it turns out we were switched at birth. That means... Yes! I was the evil twin all along!

CC261: All My Cliches (2) by seattlesque 10-09-04

...so the good news is that even though you've been in a coma for an entire season, the baby will be fine... Was I in some kind of accident? ...and you definitely have amnesia, although we haven't yet ruled out the possibility that you may also be possessed by demons. Boy, I sure do hate phlegm. That's just a side-effect of the reconstructive surgery. In fact, your appearance and voice are almost that of an entirely different actress!

CC261: All My Cliches (3) by seattlesque 10-09-04

MURDER? But my wealthy uncle's death leaving me in charge of the family fortune was a suicide! I'm afraid new evidence has come to light, Mr. Peterson. We believe your split personality killed him and forged the suicide note. But I thought my split personality was locked up in the insane asylum! Well, somehow he escaped...and he's still at large. Be sure to call me if he contacts you in any way. After several commercial breaks... You mean YOU could have killed my wealthy uncle (leading to his death, and me being in charge of the family fortune)? Maybe. The doctor says my blood tests came back positive for demonic possession. Who are you, anyway?

Maybe this will help pass the time until that person shows up.

CC 261: The Trials Of Helen 1 by biped 10-09-04

Helen...I'm pregnant. Mom...Dad and I are getting married. Mrs. Danvers...you have a yeast infection.

CC 261: The Trials Of Helen 2 by biped 10-09-04

Ma'am...the bloodthirsty serial killer your testimony put behind bars has escaped. Boss...I'm afraid "Lovely Lass" cosmetics has been taken over by your evil twin. At last I've found you! My REAL mom!

CC 261: The Trials Of Helen 3 by biped 10-09-04

Mrs. Danvers...your yeast infection has developed into bubonic plague. The divorce was invalid. You're still married...to a living corpse. BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!! At last I've found you! My REAL daughter!

CC 261: The Trials Of Helen 4 by biped 10-09-04

Human test subject procured! Commence painful anal probes! I swore I'd get even with you for sending me to the slammer! EAT HOT LEAD, BITCH! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!!

CC 261: The Trials Of Helen 5 by biped 10-09-04

Wow! You're the coolest mom EVER! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!! Okay! Okay! You can have your company back! (Boy, I sure do hate phlegm!) GAG!!! "Lovely Lass" cosmetics! For today's smart, sassy, "on-the-go" gal with good looks AND -- BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!!

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CC 261: Diesel meanies - episode 1 by lukket 10-10-04

You witch! You betrayed me with Red Robot. I want a divorce. We're not even married. But fine! There's plenty of other fish in the sea! You bastard! You betrayed me with Maura. I want a divorce. Fine! I'll change my name to Tobor and dedicate my life to sodomization! I hate robots! I hate robots!

CC 261: Diesel meanies - episode 2 by lukket 10-10-04

I need to get revenge against Maura! As your lawyer I will recommend trying to run her out of business. Be her largest competitor! But... she's a porn producer! I don't know anything about the porn industry. One word: Robot porn! That's two words!? Whatever. I'll put you in contact with a new promising robot porn actor.

CC 261: Diesel meanies - episode 3 by lukket 10-10-04

Meanwhile... Hey Maura! Long time no see. Indypete! What are you doing at McDonalds? How indie is that? I got to earn a living. What brings you here? Just broke up with that no-good robot of mine. And you wanted some human flesh instead? No. I came for the fat. Super-size me!

CC 261: Diesel meanies - episode 4 by lukket 10-10-04

Well... I want my revenge over Maura, so let's do it! I'll set up the company, hire some porn extras and let you talk to our main actor. I'm looking for Tobor. Just a moment.. I'll find him! Do you know where Tobor went? I'll fetch him as soon as he's finished cornholing the vacuum-cleaner.

CC 261: Diesel meanies - episode 5 by lukket 10-10-04

Red Robot!? You stole my girlfriend! I am TOBOR and I will CORNHOLE you! Are you still seeing Maura? No. She was not of importance to me. I have seen the light. Being killed is too good for humans. They need to be anally raped! You're hired! Anal rape - here I come!

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CC 261: Diesel meanies - episode 6 by lukket 10-10-04

A week later... Ah my favourite accountant. How nice it is to see you! I bring you bad tidings. Our marketshare has plummeted because of competition! Competition? But didn't I tell you to destroy competition? ButIwasrapedbyarobot What? Your old boyfriend Clango has teamed up with this new assraping robot, TOBOR. I got a sample. For free. If you want me to go there again, I quit!

CC 261: Diesel meanies - episode 7 by lukket 10-10-04

Hi Maura. What brings you here so soon? I HATE robots! So do I. My boyfriend went out with you, remember? Yeah yeah. I'm so sorry and all that. But listen to me; they've teamed up! Good for them! You don't get it. Red Robot has become a robot porn actor and now he's threatening my business. Please help me!

CC 261: Diesel meanies - episode 8 by lukket 10-10-04

So Red Robot has joined Clango in the porn industry? How can I help you - do you want me to be a porn actor? Um no. That would be appalling. No, I want you to talk some sense into Red Robot. Sorry. I'm not going to help you. Oh come on. Don't you want revenge? I want what my boyfriend got from you. That's actually the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. Deal.

CC 261: Diesel meanies - episode 9 by lukket 10-10-04

Can I talk to Red Robot? His name is Tobor now. I'll get him for you. Tobor. I think your delivery of man flesh is here! TOBOR come now! Tobor, I've come to take you back! Hi Indypete. I have found my calling, but come on in and we can talk about it.

CC 261: Diesel meanies - episode 10 by lukket 10-10-04

Watch the next episode Where were you yesterday? We were supposed to shoot "RARR 2 - The wicked pirates"! Tobor very sorry. Had to cornhole old friend. for more intrigues and drama Good work, Pete. Let's do it right away! Oh no. Not now. My colon hurts! in Diesel Meanies Oh man did you see his cornholer! I think we need to hire Tobor. We'll make a fortune!

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^_^ I have something planned. However with my schedule, it will take a while, so pleeze dont cut off early.

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I am overcome with a sense of foreboding. Thanks to everyone who complimented my comic. Even if Noonie kicks my ass, my entry still raised me back to 5 stars.

Kay, it's almost been a week, so let's get those damn entries in within the next two days. Else I'll cut ya.

I think "Helen" should win, but here's this anyway:

CC 261: The Old And The Restful by umfumdisi 10-14-04

That god-dern whppersnapper came this close to running me down. Well, you were trying to cross a four-lane highway at rush hour. How did you get out of Geritol Acres, anyway? I don't remember. I must have gotten amnesia when that draggletail almost hit me. No, dear, you're just senile. Hang it all, my arthritis is acting up again. We'll get your pills. I hope I don't give you Viagra instead of Vioxx...again.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I am overcome with a sense of foreboding. Thanks to everyone who complimented my comic. Even if Noonie kicks my ass, my entry still raised me back to 5 stars.

I cant get the damn thing done by tomarrow. *mutters something about job turning her brain to oatmeal* So you have nothing to worry about, I'm dropping out anyway. I'll get the rest finished by next week and post it in Photoshop Valley for everyone's viewing pleasure.

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I am overcome with a sense of foreboding. Thanks to everyone who complimented my comic. Even if Noonie kicks my ass, my entry still raised me back to 5 stars.

I cant get the damn thing done by tomarrow. *mutters something about job turning her brain to oatmeal* So you have nothing to worry about, I'm dropping out anyway. I'll get the rest finished by next week and post it in Photoshop Valley for everyone's viewing pleasure.

I wouldn't say I have nothing to worry about, ther are other entries, but your entry to CC 248 (the horror movie one) was pure genius. This is a similar type of competition, and judging by the fact that you said it will go up in Photoshop Valley, you wergoing to make a similar entry. A series as good as that one would easily beat mine, and this is one of my personal best CC entries.

Well then, it's time.

Honorary- Noonie for what would have no doubt been a hilarious entry.

3rd- lukket
2nd- biped
1st- fzh

Take it away, bitch.

BTW, fzh, Noonie was actually the creator of the horror movie cc. She entered the one that I had that allowed you to use any rules from past ccs. And won.

Thank you, and to possums for second place, although I thought fzh owned this one all the way.

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And he did. fzh was at the top of the game this time. I mean it, fzhwas great. fzh did fantastic.

fzh is glad that fzh won the contest. fzh also has an idea for another contest, which fzh will pot sometime before the end of tommorow.

biped thinks that fzh and possums are making fun of the way biped talks, which would not be very nice of fzh or possums because it could very easily hurt biped's feelings.

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