Jim and Tim, two guys who look alike (1/9) by evil_d 10-11-04

Jim and Tim are attending a trade convention as representatives of their company. The night before, they arrive in town and check into a motel. Welcome to McTel 6. And I just thought part of the sign was out. But Jim stays up all night, sitting at his computer. Tim, meanwhile, hires a prostitute.

Jim and Tim, two guys who look alike (2/9) by evil_d 10-11-04

In the morning, Jim and Tim check out... Can I get a discount for not using the bed? ...and head over to the convention... Want to grab some coffee on the way? Good idea. I'm exhausted. ...where they start setting up their booth. There's only one chair. You want it? Nah, you take it. My ass is still sore from last night.

Jim and Tim, two guys who look alike (3/9) by evil_d 10-11-04

Later that day: Alright, buddy, you're under arrest. Come with me. Is this about last night? Come on, officer, it was just a bit of fun. Oh yeah? Well your "bit of fun" cost Tripco Pharmaceuticals a lot of money! What? Listen, from what she told me, she was PAYING money to Tripco Pharmaceuticals! Don't play dumb with me! I'm talking about you hacking into their computer network! Oh! You want my friend Jim.

Jim and Tim, two guys who look alike (4/9) by evil_d 10-11-04

...so they made a big deal about how I should be ashamed of myself, blah blah, "defiling" this, "direspecting" that.... And then they locked you up? I was like, "If they didn't want me in there, officer, they shouldn't have opened it up so wide!" How true. So anyway, will you tell Tim to come post my bail? Sure thing, babe. I'm seeing him again at 8.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Jim and Tim, two guys who look alike (5/9) by evil_d 10-11-04

Thanks for signing out... is this last letter an "m"? Yeah. Boy, I'm glad to finally get out of here. Everyone says that. Too bad you couldn't take your friend with you, though. Eh, he'll get out eventually. Anyway, I've got to go. The meter's still running. Uh, in the taxi I took to get here. Just a minute, buddy. About this "bit of fun" you mentioned earlier....

Jim and Tim, two guys who look alike (6/9) by evil_d 10-11-04

I can't believe we're locked up in here. You have no one but yourself to blame. You're not exactly innocent either! You could have lied for me, you know. And said what? That you were with me at the time? Point.

Jim and Tim, two guys who look alike (7/9) by evil_d 10-11-04

Hello, I'm your court-appointed lawyer. Before we begin, I want you to know that I'll defend you as best I can, even though my family and I are appalled and disgusted by what you did. Listen, lady, your sister's the one who whored herself out, so don't blame me. Besides, she enjoyed it. My sister isn't a whore, you ass! I'm talking about my father. He's the CEO of Tripco Pharmaceuticals. Oh! You want my friend Jim. Sorry about that, it's just that you look a lot like this prostitute I... you know, I'll just stop talking now.

Jim and Tim, two guys who look alike (8/9) by evil_d 10-11-04

Okay, here's the plan. We're going to take you guys to each other's hearings, and then argue it was a case of mistaken identity. And so: Counselor, if your client thinks he has any chance of getting bail, he'd better start telling me how sorry he is for fooling around where he had no business being. Your honor, this client isn't the one accused of computer hacking. He's the one accused of soliciting a prostitute. Hmm... well, I stand by my statement. I mean, look at that hair... he's obviously a complete fairy. I request a mistrial for so many reasons.

Jim and Tim, two guys who look alike (9/9) by evil_d 10-11-04

Man, it'll be good to get back home. You said it. And just as good to get back to my old tricks, without any convictions on my record. Not for me. I've learned my lesson. The End. Want to drive? No, I'm going to lie down in the back seat for a while. After that night in prison, my ass is even sorer than before.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I was confused until I realized that Jim and Tim were supposed to look alike.

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