I was on stripcreator and accidently clicked a google ad! But the link was to this wolverine claw... I found the demonstrations of it... funny(ish). So rather than post the pictures, heres a link to the site...

Click Here :D.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Those are pretty fucking sweet, but not nearly as fucking sweet as ninjas. Especially ninjas who've flipped out.

Also, mebbe next time you could put stuff like this in General Discussion. Just a suggestion.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I have a feeling there's going to be a few morons with one eye and no noses very soon.

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Poop.

Natural selection, my friend.

Remember to remove claw before scratching one's nether regions.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Unless it comes complete with adamantium skeleton, I'm not terribly interested.

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I has a flavor!

And mutant regeneration powers as well.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Which are more than useful after having absentmindedly scratched your ass.

unbreakable bones, mutant healing powers, and hightened, animalistic senses, as well as the claws and you've got a package worth buying.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Don't forget the hair.

They'd probably nail you on the shipping and handling.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Hmm...That does seem like a daunting endeavor, growing the hair. I'll throw the hair in for an extra eleventy-third orange slices.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Are those permitted on commercial airline flights?

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What others say about boorite!

They're replacing the cutlery with those.

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Poop.

If you had said powers, and you scratched too hard, and removed an organ, would it regenerate?

And if you could do that indefinitley, could you export said "off-cuts" to the Belgians, and make some cash?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

There is no such country as Belgium. It's a place France made up to hide money in.

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What others say about boorite!

"And in other news, nose-picking deaths are up 50% in the tri-state area."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If I had Wolverene's power, I'd probably go around having unprotected sex.

He cured himself of the supposedly incurable legacy virus, I'm sure he could cure himself of AIDS.

Also, I'd probably walk around dangerous parts of LA and Oakland wearing the wrong colors.

I wonder what would happen if Wolverene got a tattoo... Would his body push the ink out and heal up, or would he have nearly no recovery time after getting one?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

If I had Wolverine's power, I'd become an all-pro running back for the New Orleans Saints, and we'd get in the playoffs.

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What others say about boorite!

OK he's big and strong, but he's not necessarily that fast or by implication, that strong, is he? Sure he could take a hit, but wouldn't he go through a lot of balls with his claws?

Would give a new meaning to spiking the football...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

OK he's big and strong, but he's not necessarily that fast or by implication, that strong, is he?

Wolverine's something like 5'4".

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Yeah, but he'd smell the linebackers a-comin'...

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I has a flavor!

I can smell the linebackers comin' when they're on the TV.

Now, what Wolverene REALLY needs to do is get into culinary arts. He could chop up some broccoli with them there claws!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.